Year: 2026
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/20/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about RFK Jr. wanting chains to prove they serve “safe drinks,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what […]
My Lunch With a Nobel Prize-Winning Author
“Did I ever tell you about the time,” I began, but before I had a full sentence out of my mouth my wife stood up and blew past me into the kitchen of our neighbors, […]
A Splash of the Pope’s Cologne
Pope Benedict XVI commissioned a custom-blended eau de cologne that mixes “hints of lime tree, verbena and grass.” The Guardian “Thank you! I’ll be here until I die, be sure and tip your priests […]
Everything I Know About Nature I Learned Indoors
I’m old enough to remember when the back-to-nature movement began, in the ’60′s. I traveled to a college campus in a big city in the last year of that wayward decade, straight out of a […]





