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Troy Lambert is a bestselling thriller writer and a blogger. His blog posts tend to be much funnier than his books, because his dog helps write them. More writng, and Troy's Books at troylambertwrites.com or follow him on Twitter @tlambertwrites

Caroling for the Vocally Impaired

November 30, 2015November 30, 2015 Troy Lambert

I love music, and in fact love to sing. Alone. Not because I am a great solo artist, but because no one wants to hear me sing, or, god forbid, sing with me. Turns out […]

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9 CommentsGood Clean Funcaroling, Christmas, singing

Feeling Safe Where You Live? Map Your Risk

October 29, 2015October 29, 2015 Troy Lambert

I’m safe. Even if a zombie apocalypse breaks out, I know I will be fine. How do I know? Because as a Geospatial Information Systems (GIS) enthusiast, I have searched the web so you too […]

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Second Chances: Twelve Well Paying Jobs No One Wants

October 14, 2015October 14, 2015 Troy Lambert

According to the National Employment Law Project (NELP) one in four Americans has a criminal record. Think of your four closest friends. At least one of them is probably some kind of criminal, unless you […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Funchange of careers, ex-cons, jobs

My Dog Ate My Bike Helmet and Other Fitness Excuses

October 6, 2015October 6, 2015 Troy Lambert

I usually ride my bike to work, but I haven’t so far this week. Why? My dog ate my bike helmet. No, really, he did. It was a combination of events, and usually my ten […]

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Top Ten Reasons Water On Mars Won’t Change Your Life: I Need More Than a Drink

September 29, 2015September 29, 2015 Troy Lambert

So NASA says they have discovered running water on mars. It’s great news if you’re planning a vacation there, although the first planned manned mission is in 2030. By then I will be a bit […]

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Investment Mistakes: Wealth Lost to Youth and Ignorance

September 21, 2015September 21, 2015 Troy Lambert

Invest. It’s the best thing you can do for your future. Well, that and get an education, marry someone rich who also owns a Ferrari dealership, and if you want to be a writer, choose […]

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Minority Status: We are the .003%

September 14, 2015September 14, 2015 Troy Lambert

Writers should have minority status, and we want our rights. As a minority, we are made up of every race, and we don’t discriminate by sex, religion, sexual orientation, or whether you listen to Justin […]

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I Like Big Data and I Cannot Lie

September 8, 2015September 8, 2015 Troy Lambert

I like big data and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny. When a gal walks in and presents a legitimate case by shoving fact based statistics in my face, I get… Wait. What […]

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The Write Way to Go Back to School

August 31, 2015August 31, 2015 Troy Lambert

Every year, Poets and Writers Magazine comes out with what they call the MFA issue. Every year, I look through the pages and sigh. “I should really do that.” I tell myself. So I look […]

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Tall Men and Small Cars: The Health Hazards of Going Green

August 24, 2015August 24, 2015 Troy Lambert

When I can ride my bike to work, I do. It has a comfortable seat and plenty of headroom. As a mode of transportation, it’s perfect. The pedals are easy to reach, the seat and […]

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