Disclaimer: I cannot drive, cannot change a tyre and cannot decide what font goes best on pictures.
Author: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!
Since when is this more attractive than this?
Godzillae are their own worst beauty critics. In fact, only 4% of godzillae around the world consider themselves beautiful. Bill Y is committed to building positive self-esteem and inspiring all godzillae to reach their full […]
I hug the people I hate so I know how big to dig the hole in my backyard.
I’ve often wondered why hatred gets such bad press. There’s nothing wrong with hatred. There’s more comedic value to be had from hatred than there is from looking at pictures of Zooey Deschanel. One day, […]
I think I’m the most qualified person for this impersonation.
It’s not uncommon for people to approach me and ask what my massive problem is. I sometime tell them that it takes 67 days and the same amount of nights to explain […]
How I know so much stuff that doesn’t matter.
Most of the calls I get are from people I don’t know. Back in 1987, Thirsty Dave got 10,001 t-shirts printed. I’m not sure exactly what they said but it went something like “Just before […]
Room For Improvement.
(I) We got one of those modern, large screen TV’s. It’s so immersive that we swam with the dolphins and then had a conversation with a pineapple under the sea. It’s the best thing (I’ve) […]
The Secret Tip aka My Library Opens Tomorrow.
I was looking at books in the local library. They had some really good stuff. It took me a while but I checked out all they had to offer. Fortune was my friend that day […]