The Place to Take a Humor Break
Something strange has started happening to Jill Y and I. We go to bed thinking of pizza, wake up thinking of pizza and both of us have applied for pizza related jobs recently. I can […]
I’m not a girl. I’ve never been one and chances are I’ll never be one. I do have a sister and while I’ve never dressed like her, I have seen her with both of these […]
I’ve been doing a lot of soul-searching and realizing things about myself that I never knew. I’ve managed to pinpoint the actual moment in life when I gained my personality and it doesn’t surprise me […]
I had to call Jill Y on one of those old stationary cell phones that’s really not a cell phone at all. We discussed our plans to remove Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness. […]
Parenting isn’t easy and any parent will tell you that. Our own situation is unusual in that our kids are imaginary. Through some kind of magic or witchcraft or something, I’m able to show you […]
We decided to take our imaginary kids to Disneyland. Sugartastic Daddy John recently asked how we have real pictures of our imaginary daughter. I don’t actually know the answer to that but here we have Jill […]
It doesn’t say a lot for the rest of the collective, that they call me the “smart one”. I’m the one who usually finds the way home when we end up in an Eastern European […]
Jill Y and I have done our fair share of traveling. Why only today, Jill Y traveled to work and then traveled home again while I slept with an imagination that spanned several continents. The […]
From as far back as the days before things happened, Math has tried to seat itself at the table. I’ll be the first to admit that the abacus is as useful as Penicillin but that […]