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Author: Joseph Boxer

JB is the author of Memoirs of a Serial Bachelor. He is a fan of all things manly -- his girlfriend, beer, autos, and sports. He also dabbles in some pseudo-masculine endeavors, including men’s fashion and the resuscitation of chivalry. He recently canned his agent for being an unmotivated boat anchor and is currently looking for new management.

An Open Letter to Men (Just Kiss the Girl)

June 9, 2011June 9, 2011 Joseph Boxer

I like to read magazines and newspapers, no mind paid to the format—print or electronic. One of my favorite segments to peruse involves readers writing in to editors or columnists… asking for sage-like advice on […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Relationships, Words to Think Upon

Queird

June 8, 2011June 8, 2011 Joseph Boxer

It’s a fact… we all say stupid things when we’re drunk. Often times it is a slight slur of a word or phrase, maybe the alcohol acts as a lubricant to letting out the truth; […]

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Dane Cook (The Roast of a Water Head)

June 7, 2011 Joseph Boxer

He may have peaked four years ago, but that doesn’t mean it is easy to escape his inane drivel. That’s right… I’m saying that Dane Cook is a talentless tool. I know that I cannot […]

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A Lesson Learned

June 6, 2011June 6, 2011 Joseph Boxer

It’s about 5:45pm and the girlfriend walks in the front door, she’s coming home from work. Her arrival occurs as I am walking out of the bathroom… my pants are unzipped and a tuft of […]

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First Date, Current Girlfriend

June 4, 2011 Joseph Boxer

We first met at a restaurant which is now one of our favorite places to visit. As a man, a former bleeding heart bachelor, stating that “we” have a favorite place makes me die a […]

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The Nintendo Generation

June 3, 2011June 6, 2011 Joseph Boxer

My girlfriend and I are in the waiting room at a Denver hospital… needless to say, we are waiting. At the other end of this particular wing is the oncology ward and as you can […]

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Am I My Father’s Son?

June 2, 2011July 16, 2011 Joseph Boxer

Parents pass along all kinds of traits to their children. I am blessed to have blue eyes, an articulate demeanor, a 6’3″ muscular stature, and a pendulum between my thighs. But there is one thing […]

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