A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words
Supposedly, 99% of Americans are literate, which is defined by the CIA (yes, that CIA) as “being able to read and write by age 15.” I think this is a little optimistic. In fact, using […]
Author: Joseph Boxer
JB is the author of Memoirs of a Serial Bachelor. He is a fan of all things manly -- his girlfriend, beer, autos, and sports. He also dabbles in some pseudo-masculine endeavors, including men’s fashion and the resuscitation of chivalry. He recently canned his agent for being an unmotivated boat anchor and is currently looking for new management.
Ten Things I Will Never Understand About Women
This is an R-rated post. I’ve been dating for twelve years. Before the elder statesmen chime in and say “Son, I’ve been dealing with women shit for forty-five years and I still don’t understand […]
Dude, That is so Gay
A guy walks into a bathroom stall, he chooses the handicapped stall because I am standing at the lone urinal. This particular bathroom setup has always bothered me… two or more stalls and one urinal. […]
The Price of Gas
The hardest part of a new relationship is the stress of wondering what she’ll do the first time I pass gas while we’re in bed together. It’s one thing to fart when I’m out with […]
FREE COFFEE!
The most entertaining parts of my life are the conversations between my girlfriend and I. She’s a wonderful sport because no matter what she says, I have a knack for taking it to a ridiculous […]
I Stood Stone-like at Midnight, Suspended in my Masquerade…
When I was growing up, I wanted to be a musician… a singer in a rock and roll band. My friends wanted to be firemen, police officers, astronauts, professional athletes… something noble, athletes were nobler […]
Facebook Adds Facial Recognition…
…this is going to make stalking SO much easier. Now all I have to do is quick-snap a photo of that hot barista or the equally attractive patrons, add it to my Mobile Uploads folder, […]
The Tale of Mr. Yummy Pants
I haven’t always been known as Joseph Boxer. Truth be told, I have a more informal name. You see, I used to work for Corporate America, a professional pusher of papers, I wasn’t just a […]
Dear Women…
I have a legitimate question/concern: When a guy gets a new girlfriend and that information becomes public (either through the circle of friends or FaceSpace), why does every girl that he ever dated come out […]