Life Suddenly Makes Sense
I have spent my life thinking that I’m different, unique, weird… utterly fucked up… and I am sure you would agree with, and resemble, that assertion. So much of that time was spent dwelling on […]
Author: Joseph Boxer
JB is the author of Memoirs of a Serial Bachelor. He is a fan of all things manly -- his girlfriend, beer, autos, and sports. He also dabbles in some pseudo-masculine endeavors, including men’s fashion and the resuscitation of chivalry. He recently canned his agent for being an unmotivated boat anchor and is currently looking for new management.
Casey Anthony Acquitted!
[This is probably rated R… but you might as well read it.] Casey Anthony has been acquitted and I couldn’t give less of a shit. You want to know why? She’s not bad to stare […]
Words per Minute
While waiting in line for coffee at a nearby café today, I overheard a conversation between a woman and her daughter. The woman is mom age and the girl is probably thirteen or so… Girl […]
My First Ménage à Trois
Last weekend, my girlfriend and I got a dog. A female dog. “Bitch” is the appropriate term, if I recall correctly. We had been visiting a local shelter once or twice a week for the […]
Dinner Salad
[This is a R+ rated post as it addresses a very sensitive topic] Another installment of boyfriend/girlfriend conversations occurring at chez JB. Oui oui. This back-and-forth occurred as we were preparing a large salad for […]
I Dated a Deaf Girl
I dated a deaf girl for about a month during 2010. Here are eight reasons why it didn’t work out: – She couldn’t hear me over the sound of how awesome I am. – I […]
We Found Each Other in the Dark
Late one night, we found each other in the dark. As if we were on some wavelength, we reached across the bed at the same time and our fingers interlocked. Beforehand, I was dreaming… It […]
Facebook Profile Pictures
Please, for the love of your God, tell me why people change their Facebook profile pictures so often? Everyday, 10% of my “friends” change their profile pictures… some of those people change the photo four […]