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Author: Linda Roy

Linda Roy is a humorist, writer, musician living in New Jersey with her husband and two boys. Her blog elleroy was here is a mix of humor and music she refers to as "funny with a soundtrack". She is Managing Partner and Editor-in-Chief at the politics & pop culture website Lefty Pop and was named one of BlogHer's Voices of the Year for 2014. Her work has appeared at The Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, In the Powder Room, Aiming Low, Funny Not Slutty, Erma Bombeck Writer's Workshop, Midlife Boulevard, Mamapedia, Sprocket Ink, The Weeklings, and BonBon Break. She's the female Larry David, and will criticize your parallel parking to prove it. When she's not snarking and kvetching, she's fronting the Indie/Americana band Jehova Waitresses.

So Youz Wanna Be a Jersey Diner Waitress?

August 8, 2014August 8, 2014 Linda Roy

Photo credit The TUMS aren’t working. The after affects of one of my worst diner experiences ever are still being felt. I was warned I’d be sorry I didn’t agree to the usual haunt. But […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Lifediner waitress, jersey diner waitress

Children’s Books You Can’t Read to Children

August 1, 2014July 31, 2014 Linda Roy

Photo credit So many classic children’s books. There’s nothing so precious as the time we spend with our children tucked into bed reading a bedtime story. And if you’re a writer, or you’re a celebrity […]

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10 CommentsGood Clean Funchildren's books, funny, humor, twisted children's books

The Ten Commandments of OCD

July 11, 2014September 4, 2014 Linda Roy

I’m not a religious person. But I do religiously check the stove to make sure it’s turned off. The door knob has to be wiggled and pulled a few times while my exasperated family sits […]

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