Does the Pope Sh#t in the Woods?
I love this f@#%in’ Pope! He’s so real. For a representative of the deity, he is so human. He’s taken down the frosty façade of Catholicism to mingle with the common folk. He’s lived a […]
Author: Linda Roy
Linda Roy is a humorist, writer, musician living in New Jersey with her husband and two boys. Her blog elleroy was here is a mix of humor and music she refers to as "funny with a soundtrack". She is Managing Partner and Editor-in-Chief at the politics & pop culture website Lefty Pop and was named one of BlogHer's Voices of the Year for 2014. Her work has appeared at The Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, In the Powder Room, Aiming Low, Funny Not Slutty, Erma Bombeck Writer's Workshop, Midlife Boulevard, Mamapedia, Sprocket Ink, The Weeklings, and BonBon Break. She's the female Larry David, and will criticize your parallel parking to prove it. When she's not snarking and kvetching, she's fronting the Indie/Americana band Jehova Waitresses.
High Hitler!
So we all get that Hitler was bad. He wasn’t Breaking Bad, he was breaking worse. According to The Daily Mail, Adolf was using all kinds of tenderizers. Hitler was reportedly hopped up on barbiturates, bull […]
7 Must See Zombie Reality Shows
Zombies are where it’s at. Although I’ve been quietly and patiently waiting for the demise of the current trend, (because I’m a drag like that) I am forced to admit that quite possibly, zombies are […]
10 Annoying Catch Phrases I’d Like to Dispatch Immediately!
Too much of a good thing can get old pretty fast. Too much of an annoying thing makes you wanna scream sometimes. Seems like new catch phrases are popping up all the time nowadays and […]
Real Simple My A$$
How much do we love our home magazines? It’s porn. I read anything I can get my hands on. Oh God, and the catalogs! Tell me you haven’t squealed just a little on the inside […]
Song Parody: Single Christian
Who says God isn’t tech savvy? He’s been running a dating website for years, and now I hear there’s going to be a movie. Are you kidding me? Last night I heard the latest Christian […]
Song Parody: “Video Games” by Mama Del Roy
http://youtu.be/WNf3wLjBk9E Video Games Lyrics by Mama Del Roy Music by Lana Del Rey You haven’t seen our backyard Don’t make me stop this car Callin’ out my name “Mom get me a root beer, […]
Some of My Facebook Friends are Dead
Has this ever happened to you? You find out that one of your 600 Facebook friends has slipped the surly bonds of earth and social media and gone to the “other side”? I’ve had it […]
Tackling Smutty Football Terminology 101
It’s football season once again, and if you’re like me – not a football aficionado – all of the game phraseology is Greek to you. That’s why I decided to bone up on the lingo. […]
Stuck in a Small World Without a Paddle
. Did you hear the one about the quadriplegic who was trapped in a boat on the It’s a Small World ride at Disney World? True story. Imagine a small world. Now imagine it getting […]