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Author: Neal Mayhem

Radio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causer

Cutting Christmas Expense

December 8, 2011December 8, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Sixty-five percent of us plan to give friends homemade gifts this Christmas. Experts say it’s a great way to reduce expenses. And also, friends

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Chewbacca on Glee?

December 8, 2011December 8, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Chewbacca’s going to guest on “Glee”? Well, if you think about it, it’s no more ridiculous than a school where the cool kids are in a choir

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayChewbacca, choir, cool kids, Glee, humor

Pearl Harbor Day

December 7, 2011December 7, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Today is Pearl Harbor Day. Seriously? I mean, sure, I love a Ben Affleck movie as much as the next guy, but it get its own DAY?

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayBen Affleck, humor, movies, Pearl Harbor

Here’s the Christmas Gift You Should You Give Someone You Just Started Dating

December 6, 2011 Neal Mayhem

If you just started dating someone in the past few weeks, you’re cruising right into that ‘awkward’ moment at Christmas where you feel like you have to give them SOME present…but figuring out the right […]

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Misunderstanding Lady Gaga

December 6, 2011December 6, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Lady Gaga says the key to good skin is “orgasms and spinach”. Sadly, I SLIGHTLY misheard, and was arrested in the produce aisle

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, Lady Gaga, orgasms, produce, spinach

Primitive Finds at Stonehenge?

December 5, 2011December 5, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Archaeologists have found ancient pits around Stonehenge. They were put there by people SO primitive, they were still using the iPhone 3

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayarchaeology, funny, humor, iPhone 3, stonehenge

The Age of Prozac

December 3, 2011December 3, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Antidepressant use amongst Americans jumped 400% since 1988. But, thanks to Prozac, this story doesn’t sadden us, does it?

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayAmericans, antidepressants, depression, humor, Prozaca

Courtney Love Comes to the Aid of Lindsay Lohan

December 2, 2011December 2, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Courtney Love’s helping Lindsay Lohan stay sober. All she needs now is MC Hammer to sort her finances, and Michael Vick to train her dog

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Stevie Wonder

December 2, 2011December 2, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Stevie Wonder says he’ll do “Dancing with the Stars” when he’s “lost weight and looks better”. How does know he isn’t there already?

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Growing Kardashian Klan

December 1, 2011December 1, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Kourtney Kardashian’s pregnant. Which is awesome, because I was just starting to think that there aren’t NEARLY enough Kardashians

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian, pregnant

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