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Author: Neal Mayhem

Radio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causer

Kardashian Barbie

January 8, 2012January 8, 2012 Neal Mayhem

The Kardashians are getting their own Barbie dolls. It’s a good match actually, as they also have hollow heads and are full of plastic.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybarbie, humor, Kardashians

Snooki’s Implants

January 7, 2012January 7, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Snooki is getting implants. Well, I hope people will look beyond her boobs and continue to take her seriously as a deep, intelligent girl

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daybreast implantsl, humor, Jersey shore, Snooki

The 43 Percent

January 4, 2012January 4, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Fifty-seven percent of  New Year’s resolutions to lose weight succeed. Time for you and your wife to dig out your “We Are the 43%” t shirts

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, new year's resoultion, weight loss

Who do Celebrities Support?

January 3, 2012January 3, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Kelly Clarkson says she supports Ron Paul. Whatever. When it comes to American politics, I don’t give my view til I hear from Ryan Cabrera

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycelebrities, elections, humor, Kelly Clarkson, Ron Paul, Ryan Cabrera

Next War, Please

December 18, 2011December 18, 2011 Neal Mayhem

The war in Iraq is finally officially over. Right, let’s get started on France

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayFrance, humor, Iraq, war

America’s Got Talent…Sort of

December 16, 2011December 16, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Howard Stern will judge on “America’s Got Talent”. It’s a perfect pairing of a once powerful media giant with dwindling figures…and NBC

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayAmerica's Got Talent, Howard Stern, humor, nbc, TV

Kourtney and Kim Take New York

December 15, 2011December 16, 2011 Neal Mayhem

“Kourtney and Kim Take New York” was the top rated cable show in its time slot. So, yeah, the terrorists HAVE won.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestyle, Movies & TVhumor, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, NY, Reality shows, TV

The Job Dilemma

December 14, 2011December 14, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Seventy-five percent of Americans say they would tell on a boss for wrong-doing. But, 75 percent of Americans need to score a job first.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daybosses, employment, humor, jobs, unemployment

Men Think Christmas Would Be Better, If THEY Were In Charge…

December 13, 2011December 13, 2011 Neal Mayhem

    Women are in charge of Christmas.  That’s a fact.  A survey last week, (http://on.wsj.com/t6el57) found that 0% of couples say the man takes the lead for the holidays.  But deep down, men secretly […]

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1 CommentUncategorizedChristmas, dinner, festive, french fries, humour, in-laws, satire, steak, survey

Good Morning America Insults Kris Humphries?

December 12, 2011December 12, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Kris Humphries is mad at “Good Morning America” because they asked about Kim Kardashian. Guess he wanted to give his take on the debt crisis.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayGood Morning America, humor, Kris Humphries, TV Interviews

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