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Author: Neal Mayhem

Radio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causer

ABBA is Back

January 27, 2012January 27, 2012 Neal Mayhem

ABBA say they’re releasing a new song. Great! Drunk desperate 40-year-old women finally have something new to sing at karaoke bars.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayABBA, drunk women, humor, karaoke, songs

Our Chilluns Isn’t Learnins Stuffs

January 24, 2012 Neal Mayhem

This new survey scares me, because I want today’s kids to get SMARTER, faster. After all, they’re going to be ccooking up my fries and doing my dry cleaning one day. So, I want them […]

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Everyday Lifeeducation, english, kids, math, survey

“Mary Mary, Quite Contrary, How Does Your Garden Grow? Really??? Well, Perhaps Not Much Longer, Under Obamacare…”

January 20, 2012January 20, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Here’s something LONG and PINK that gets stiffer and firmer with Viagra.  Obviously, I’m talking about ROSES.  If you thought something else, YOU’RE the perverted one, not me. A gardening expert here in the UK, […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleerections, flowers, gardens, stiff

Rick Perry Drops

January 20, 2012January 20, 2012 Neal Mayhem

  Rick Perry has dropped out of the Presidential race. He cites dwindling poll numbers, wanting to spend more time with his family and……ummm, what was that third thing?

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2 CommentsPoliticsbrylcreem, dropped out, Presidential race, Rick Perry

Most Of Us Would Use Our ‘Hall Pass’ On Katy Perry??!?!?!?!?!

January 19, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Website AshleyMadison.com, which is a place you go to when you want to find someone to have an AFFAIR with, has released the results of its annual Celebrity Hall Pass survey. They asked 25,000 subscribers, […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipsadultery, Ashley Madison, celebrity, cheating, hall pass, Katy Perry, pop star, Sex, top 10

Four Ways to Feel Younger

January 17, 2012 Neal Mayhem

I hate taking showers now. Not because I am an unhygienic bastard. Au contraire…I can’t stand going for more than 9 hours without a fresh wash down. It’s just that looking  at my wet hair […]

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1 CommentEveryday Lifeage, As I write this a Rihanna music video is playing and I'm now aroused, Energy, Older

Are The People Slowly Fighting Back, and Kicking Cancer’s Ass

January 12, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Well this is ONE way to beat cancer, I guess.  And even the most disgusting-sounding method of beating cancer, is still beating cancer, right? 37 year old Claire Osborn is a mother of six in […]

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1 CommentEveryday LifeCancer, comedy, coughing, health, satire

New Year’s Resolutions Worth Keeping

January 11, 2012January 11, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Seventy-five percent of people have already broken their New Year’s resolution. Not me. Mine was to cancel my gym membership, take up smoking, and slowly die.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daybreaking resolutions, dieting, gym, humor, new years resolutions, quit smoking, working resolutions

A Microsoft Plane?

January 10, 2012January 10, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Microsoft announced plans to build the world’s biggest plane. That’s JUST what we need, from a company whose product always crashes

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycrashes, humor, Microsoft, plane

Cloned Coyotes

January 9, 2012January 9, 2012 Neal Mayhem

South Koreans have successfully cloned coyotes. They initially wanted to clone dogs, but realised it’s impolite to play with their food

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycloning, coyotes, dogs, humor, South Korea

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