Author: Neal Mayhem
Radio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causer
Our Chilluns Isn’t Learnins Stuffs
This new survey scares me, because I want today’s kids to get SMARTER, faster. After all, they’re going to be ccooking up my fries and doing my dry cleaning one day. So, I want them […]
“Mary Mary, Quite Contrary, How Does Your Garden Grow? Really??? Well, Perhaps Not Much Longer, Under Obamacare…”
Here’s something LONG and PINK that gets stiffer and firmer with Viagra. Obviously, I’m talking about ROSES. If you thought something else, YOU’RE the perverted one, not me. A gardening expert here in the UK, […]
Most Of Us Would Use Our ‘Hall Pass’ On Katy Perry??!?!?!?!?!
Website AshleyMadison.com, which is a place you go to when you want to find someone to have an AFFAIR with, has released the results of its annual Celebrity Hall Pass survey. They asked 25,000 subscribers, […]
Four Ways to Feel Younger
I hate taking showers now. Not because I am an unhygienic bastard. Au contraire…I can’t stand going for more than 9 hours without a fresh wash down. It’s just that looking at my wet hair […]
Are The People Slowly Fighting Back, and Kicking Cancer’s Ass
Well this is ONE way to beat cancer, I guess. And even the most disgusting-sounding method of beating cancer, is still beating cancer, right? 37 year old Claire Osborn is a mother of six in […]