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Author: Neal Mayhem

Radio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causer

Daylight Savings Time

March 9, 2012March 9, 2012 Neal Mayhem

It’s Daylight Savings this weekend. Set your clocks forward an hour. Unless you’re in Mississippi, in which case set them back 50 years

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayDaylight Savings time, humor, Mississippi, spring forward

Americans Named Worst Tourists for a Reason

March 7, 2012March 7, 2012 Neal Mayhem

“Americans: world’s worst tourists”. Americans couldn’t be reached for comment as they were busy yelling at cab drivers to “SPEAK ENGLISH!”

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayAmericans, bad reputations, english, humor, tourists

If You Want The Perfect Night’s Sleep, You Need To Eat and Go To Bed Earlier

March 5, 2012 Neal Mayhem

There are some who claim to always get a perfect night of sleep. I am not one of those people, as you will know if you’ve ever followed me on Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/MinutesofMayhem), or visited my […]

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2 CommentsEveryday LifeBed, eat, perfect, sleep

Americans Spend An Average 13 Hours a Week Cleaning. Women Bring That Average Up, Men Bring It Down

February 29, 2012 Neal Mayhem

  The mess we make on a daily basis. It’s incredible.  It’s SO bad, that we’re spending up to two hours daily, CLEANING. According to a new survey, the average American adult spends 13 hours […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyleaverages, cleaning, maid

Mitt Romney and NASCAR

February 27, 2012February 27, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Mitt Romney visited Daytona 500 yesterday. Yep, if there’s one guy who can relate to NASCAR fans, it’s a millionaire teetotaler

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daydrinking, humor, mitt romney, NASCAR

If You Had an Extra 15 Minutes a Day, What Would You Do?

February 24, 2012February 24, 2012 Neal Mayhem

If you’re anything like me, you probably wish you could add a few extra hours into the day, just so that you could get the BASICS done. I don’t have a cleaner. And the last […]

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7 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipschores, lists, Sex, surveys, time

Aging Not So Gracefully

February 21, 2012February 21, 2012 Neal Mayhem

In a poll, over half of women said wrinkles are the most obvious sign of aging. A close second? Having an ex-husband named Ashton Kutcher

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1 CommentFictionaging, Ashton Kutcher, humor

Mommy Tattoos

February 16, 2012February 16, 2012 Neal Mayhem

An increasing number of mothers are getting tattoos to commemorate their children. In my time, we called them ‘stretch marks’

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, Mothers, stretch marks, tattoos

Bad Valentine’s Day Date

February 14, 2012February 14, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Valentine’s Day. Apparently, the quickest way to ruin a date is to have bad breath. I would have thought it would be revealing you have a wife.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daybad breath, dating, humor, valentines day

Mayhem’s Top List Of Facts About Facebook

February 2, 2012 Neal Mayhem

  The hugely successful social network may soon go public. So, as a public service to potential investors, let’s learn more about Mark Zuckerberg’s company with my “Top List Of  Facts About Facebook”.     […]

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3 CommentsFictionfacebook, float, humor, mark zuckerberg, satire, social networking, stock exchange, top list

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