Author: Neal Mayhem
Radio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causer
Hi Grandma! Nice To See You! How’s The Afterlife? Really? Awesome? Here? Oh, Nothing Much…Except, Did You Hear?…Your Size 12, Is My Size 8!
I’m stoked about this news; if you’ve always wanted to be a size eight, don’t waste your time with diets or exercise. Leave that for the insecure little wenches. Let them drink […]
Is 33 The Happiest Year Of Your Life?
I remember laying in bed, as a kid, when my father was age 33, and thinking how that sounds like it’s SO OLD. And yet, when you’re older, you’d mouth kiss a hobo to […]