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Author: Neal Mayhem

Radio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causer

CEO Best Buy Bites the Dust

April 11, 2012April 11, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Best Buy’s CEO has quit after 28 years. It’s a shame Best Buy didn’t buy the $39.99 extended protection plan on its executives.    

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybest buy, CEO, guarantee, humor

The Cost of Being a Woman

April 10, 2012April 10, 2012 Neal Mayhem

I just read an article about how much it costs women just to HAVE a vagina, and now I fully understand your bitterness and psychosis.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycosts, humor, psychosis, vaginas, women

Hi Grandma! Nice To See You! How’s The Afterlife? Really? Awesome? Here? Oh, Nothing Much…Except, Did You Hear?…Your Size 12, Is My Size 8!

April 10, 2012 Neal Mayhem

      I’m stoked about this news; if you’ve always wanted to be a size eight, don’t waste your time with diets or exercise. Leave that for the insecure little wenches. Let them drink […]

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Resting in Peace

April 4, 2012April 4, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Studies are claiming the elderly sleep better than the young. They sleep even better still, when you hold a pillow over their face

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayelderly, humor, sleeping, young

Hacked Credit Cards

April 3, 2012April 3, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Hackers may have obtained over one million credit card numbers. Thankfully, in this economy, 98% of those cards were already maxed out.    

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybad economy, credit cards, economy, hackers, humor

Is 33 The Happiest Year Of Your Life?

March 29, 2012March 29, 2012 Neal Mayhem

  I remember laying in bed, as a kid, when my father was age 33, and thinking how that sounds like it’s SO OLD. And yet, when you’re older, you’d mouth kiss a hobo to […]

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2 CommentsFiction33, age, ideal, memories

Diamonds Are a Dog’s Best Friend

March 27, 2012March 27, 2012 Neal Mayhem

A company called “I Love Diamonds” is selling a diamond-encrusted dog collar for $3.2 million. This is why the terrorists hate us

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycollars, dogs, humor, terrorists

When Male Flies Are Without Love

March 19, 2012March 19, 2012 Neal Mayhem

A study claims male flies who get rejected by female flies are more attracted to alcohol. Wonder if they go to tiny fly strip-clubs?

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayalcohol, flies, humor, love, strip clubs

Madonna

March 14, 2012March 14, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Madonna said being a single mother is hard. I’ll bet it’s still not nearly as hard as finding a straight guy who bought her new album

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayalbum, humor, Madonna, straight guys

The New iPad

March 12, 2012March 12, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Apparently, the new iPad’s screen will be so clear, you’ll actually be able to see the emotional scars on your favourite porn stars

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayapple, clarity, humor, iPad, technology

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