Neal Mayhem

Apple’s Fifth Anniversary

July 1, 2012July 1, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Apple’s iPhone 5th anniversary celebrations include continuing to charge £400 for a product they pay Chinese toddlers 4p an hour to make.

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Spinach Wisdom

June 27, 2012June 27, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Popeye was right. A study says spinach DOES gives you muscles. But, when you’ve eaten it, and got the muscles, aim higher than Olive Oyl.

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The Sad Truth about Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

June 24, 2012June 24, 2012 Neal Mayhem

I feel bad for those poor students who will fail history when they hand in an essay on how Abraham Lincoln hunted vampires.

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Octomom’s Film Debuts

June 20, 2012June 20, 2012 Neal Mayhem

The Octomom’s porno is out today.We’ll now look back on June 20th 2012 as the day the erection became an endangered species.

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Anger Room

June 8, 2012June 8, 2012 Neal Mayhem

An ‘anger room’ has opened in Dallas. You pay to break stuff if you’re frustrated. I suggest you go early if the Cowboys are playing.

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Protesting Snow White

June 7, 2012June 7, 2012 Neal Mayhem

I love how “Snow White” is being protested for not using real dwarfs, yet no one has protested using Kristen Stewart and not a real actress.

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Things Not To Write On Your Online Dating Profile.

May 30, 2012May 30, 2012 Neal Mayhem

I tried online dating a few years ago. It was just after the collapse of my marriage. I wasn’t looking for anything serious, because the ink on my divorce papers was barely dry, and […]

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Yahoo’s CEO

May 14, 2012May 14, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Yahoo’s CEO’s stepping down after being accused of lying on his CV. He wrote; “CEO of a ‘search-engine’ used by more than two people”

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The Funny Mr. Romney

May 2, 2012May 2, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Ann Romney says people don’t realise her hubby’s funny. I do! I think he’s hilarious when he suggests he could win the presidency.

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Iran’s Internet

April 24, 2012April 24, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Iran’s launching its own internet, which filters out porno and gambling. Seems Iran’s completely missed the point of the Internet

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