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Author: Neal Mayhem

Radio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causer

Tim Tebow and the Museum of Sex

September 27, 2012September 27, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Isn’t giving Tim Tebow a lifetime membership to NYC’s Musuem of Sex, kinda like giving Michael Vick a lifetime discount at PetSmart?

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, Michael Vick, Museum of Sex, Tim Tebow

Men; Long-Life, Or Balls? You Can’t Have Both. Sorry.

September 25, 2012 Neal Mayhem

        I am a guest poster on this site. I gratefully accepted an  invitation from the site’s owner, to contribute occasional posts in the name of spreading humour to the masses, beyond […]

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4 CommentsFiction

Surviving a Plane Crash?

September 18, 2012September 18, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Scientists have figured out the key to surviving a plane crash. It’s called “a train.”

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycrashes, humor, planes, trains, transportation

Headaches

September 17, 2012September 17, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Experts are saying having sex can stop headaches. Going by my exes, the idea of having sex is what STARTS them.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayexes, headaches, humor, relationships

The Demise of the English Language

September 16, 2012September 16, 2012 Neal Mayhem

On the autopsy report of the English Language, it will read, “Cause of death: Snooki, and Honey Boo Boo.”

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayEnglish Language, Honey Boo Boo, humor, Snooki

The Marital Do-It-Yourself Project

September 5, 2012September 5, 2012 Neal Mayhem

A survey says most of us have at least one unfinished do-it-yourself project. For married women, it’s usually an orgasm.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayDYI projects, humor, marriage, relationships, wives

Don’t Call ME Babe!

September 4, 2012September 4, 2012 Neal Mayhem
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      I sometimes struggle to come to any kind of understanding of what drives certain surveys to be carried out. You tend to forget, they don’t often just pluck these things out of […]

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2 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipspet names

The Height-Challenged of China

August 30, 2012August 30, 2012 Neal Mayhem

China may become the number-one smartphone market later this year. Whatever, China. At least we can see over the steering-wheel.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayChina, driving, humor, smartphones, steering wheels

Should Michael Vick Be Nervous?

August 22, 2012August 22, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Michael Vick was injured during Monday night’s game. The team’s now deciding whether Vick needs to be put down.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daydogs, Eagles, funny, humor, Injuries, Michael Vick, NFL

Britney Spears on Mars

August 20, 2012August 20, 2012 Neal Mayhem

The Mars rover had a Twitter conversation with Britney Spears. So now that’s two places the rover hasn’t found intelligent life.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayBritney Spears, humor, intelligent life, Mars Rover

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