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Author: Neal Mayhem

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E L James Is Killing Our Marriages!

November 12, 2012November 12, 2012 Neal Mayhem

  Observe this face.       This woman may look like a simple author, who happened to have accidentally produced the world’s most successful piece of deviant fiction since the Bible. But the truth […]

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1 CommentRelationships50 Shades of Grey, divorce

America’s Most Powerful Mormon

November 7, 2012November 7, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Donny Osmond must be pleased. He’s back to being America’s most powerful Mormon.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycomedy, Donny Osmond, election, humor, mitt romney

Women and Parallel Parking

November 2, 2012November 2, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Twenty-five percent of women say they’re bad at parallel parking which means that 75% of women are delusional.      

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daydelusional, driving, humor, men, parallel parking, women

Not Happy That Christmas Music Will Be With Us In 3 Weeks? Blame Your Mom.

October 17, 2012 Neal Mayhem

  This mom looks like she enjoys a little more than just some music at Christmas….   It only seems like a few days ago, that stores were playing Christmas music, straight after Halloween.  Don’t […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationships

China’s Labor Woes for the iPhone

October 11, 2012October 11, 2012 Neal Mayhem

China’s iPhone factory’s struggling to fulfil orders. Well, that’s what happens when you extend the toddlers’ breaks to 3 minutes daily.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayChina, humor, iPhone, labor, problems, toddlers

A New Website Interprets Texts From Guys To Decide If They Like You.

October 9, 2012 Neal Mayhem
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    It was tough being a woman in 1912. You had to squeeze 154 lbs of flesh into a 22 inch corset. You had to put lead directly on to your face. And you […]

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The Potential Unemployment Line

October 6, 2012October 6, 2012 Neal Mayhem

If Romney takes office, the unemployment line will be 27 Muppets longer.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayfunny, humor, Muppets, Romney, unemployment line

Mitt’s 12 Million New Jobs

October 4, 2012October 4, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Mitt Romney promised to create 12 million new jobs if elected. Most of those will be people hired to fix his hair.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycampaign promises, hair, jobs, mitt romney

A Mayhem Brainteaser

October 2, 2012October 2, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Answer: The Mars Rover, and Mitt Romney’s campaign. Question: Two things that are desperate to find any sign of life?

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, Mars Rover, MinutesofMayhem, mitt romney

The Stupid Arnold Schwarzenegger

October 1, 2012October 1, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Arnold Schwarzenegger says his affair with a housekeeper’s the stupidest thing he’s ever done. Nah, surely that’s “Jingle All The Way?”

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayaffairs, Arnold Schwarzenegger, housekeepers, humor, Maria Shriver

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