There’s a 12-year-old Londoner who has a higher IQ than Stephen Hawking. I’m betting she has a faster 100 m sprint time than him, too.
There’s a brain scan that predicts if a relationship will last. Here’s how it works: make someone get a brain scan, and it won’t last.
Razors are damned cool. I spend a lot of time with mine, because I am one seriously hairy bastard.
Argentina now ranks in a survey as the most fun country in the world. I am so sorry Afghanistan. I was really rooting for you.
Thanks to the Manti Te’o ‘scandal’, sports writers will now adopt a revolutionary new journalism technique called “fact-checking.”
Kim Kardashian says her pregnancy makes her feel “blessed.” Without it, the script would be one season shorter.
The people of Singapore have been listed as the least emotional people in the world. I highly doubt they give a shit about that.
It’s expected that 48% of kids under age 12 will ask Santa for an iPad. Just as well as Santa’s using underpaid Asians as his elves now.
The worst punishment Walmart could give to workers who strike on Black Friday would be letting them keep their jobs at Walmart.
A television crew filmed high-speed UFOs flying over Denver. With weed now legal in Colorado, expect to hear a lot more of these reports.