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Author: Neal Mayhem

Radio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causer

Stephen Hawking’s Nemesis

March 7, 2013March 7, 2013 Neal Mayhem

There’s a 12-year-old Londoner who has a higher IQ than Stephen Hawking. I’m betting she has a faster 100 m sprint time than him, too.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day100 meter, funny, humor, IQ, sprint, stephen hawking

Brain Scan of your Relationships

March 5, 2013March 5, 2013 Neal Mayhem

There’s a brain scan that predicts if a relationship will last. Here’s how it works: make someone get a brain scan, and it won’t last.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daybrain sc ans, prediction, relationships, stupid predictor

I Love Hair, Down There.

March 1, 2013March 1, 2013 Neal Mayhem

Razors are damned cool. I spend a lot of time with mine, because I am one seriously hairy bastard.

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The Fun Countries

February 8, 2013February 8, 2013 Neal Mayhem

Argentina now ranks in a survey as the most fun country in the world. I am so sorry Afghanistan. I was really rooting for you.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayAfghanistan, Argentina, humor

The Lessons of the Manti Te’o Scandal

January 22, 2013January 23, 2013 Neal Mayhem

Thanks to the Manti Te’o ‘scandal’, sports writers will now adopt a revolutionary new journalism technique called “fact-checking.”      

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayfact checking, hoaxes, humor, Manti Te'o, sports journalsits

The Kardashian Addition

January 1, 2013January 1, 2013 Neal Mayhem

Kim Kardashian says her pregnancy makes her feel “blessed.” Without it, the script would be one season shorter.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, Kim Kardashian, pregnant

Stoic Singapore

December 1, 2012December 1, 2012 Neal Mayhem

The people of Singapore have been listed as the least emotional people in the world. I highly doubt they give a shit about that.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, lack of emotions, least emotional, Singapore

Santa’s New Elves

November 29, 2012November 29, 2012 Neal Mayhem

It’s expected that 48% of kids under age 12 will ask Santa for an iPad. Just as well as Santa’s using underpaid Asians as his elves now.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayAsians, elves, humor, iPads, kids, Santa, underpaid Asians

Punishing Walmart Workers

November 20, 2012November 20, 2012 Neal Mayhem

The worst punishment Walmart could give to workers who strike on Black Friday would be letting them keep their jobs at Walmart.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, walmart, Walmart black Friday walkout, Walmart workers

UFOs Flying High In Denver

November 15, 2012November 15, 2012 Neal Mayhem

A television crew filmed high-speed UFOs flying over Denver. With weed now legal in Colorado, expect to hear a lot more of these reports.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayDenver, humor, UFO's, weed

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