Skip to content
13 Jun, 2026
Recent Humor
As Sushi Spreads, Dinner Theatre Goes “Kabuki”
And if you look real close, you can see a reporter waiting for Trump to explain why he needs immunity if he’s not a criminal…
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/12/26
Why a Pony is Your Best Investment
That awkward moment when they remove your name from The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and put it where it really belongs…
  • Writers
    • A – F
    • H – M
    • N – S
HumorOutcasts.com

HumorOutcasts.com

The Place to Take a Humor Break

  • Home
  • Home
  • About
  • Writing for HO and other FAQs
    • Becoming A HumorOutcasts Writer
  • Contact
    • Advertise With Us
    • Privacy Statement
    • Terms and Conditions
    • E-Mail Updates
  • Admin Posts
  • Ongoing Series
    • Angel Pays a Visit
    • Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy
    • Cooking and Recipes
    • Paul Lander’s Tweet Wisdom
    • Sparks Brief
    • TireMatch
  • HO Podcasts
    • audio converter for podcasts
  • HO Press
  • Home
  • Paul Lander
  • Page 110

Author: Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has worked as a writer and/or producer for shows on ABC, NBC, Showtime, The Disney Channel, ABC Family, VH1, LOGO and Lifetime. In addition, he’s written standup material that’s been performed on “Fallon,” "Maher" “Letterman,” “Conan” and “Last Comic Standing.” His humor pieces have been accepted at American Bystander, McSweeney‘s, The New Yorker, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Santa Fe Writers Project Journal and Humor Times. He has won awards from the National Soc. of Newspaper Columnists, London's Blogger's Bash and Univ. of Dayton's Bombeck Workshop. Now, on to Paul’s time commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

ExxonMobil’s Rex Tillerson to be Secretary of State

December 17, 2016 Paul Lander

‪ExxonMobil’s Rex Tillerson to be Secretary of State‬ ‪While he helps runner-up Romney get a job with his now former company‬‪

Share this Post:
2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayExxon Mobil, mitt romney, ray Tillerson

Humor Meets Holidays – Toys For Tots Goes Bust

December 14, 2016 Paul Lander

Toys For Tots Goes Bust Newspaper typo turns local ‘Toys for Tots’ drive into a major traffic jam What was supposed to be a run of the mill “Toys for Tots” Holiday event became anything […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsWritersChristmas, Toys for Tots, xbox

Holidays Meets Humor – 5 Takeaways from The Christmas Classic, “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

December 9, 2016 Paul Lander

5 Takeaways from The Christmas Classic, “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Reindeer can be real a-holes. How else do you explain, “All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. They never […]

Share this Post:
5 CommentsWritersChristmas, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Santa Claus

Trump whines about Alec Baldwin’s impression of him on SNL

December 7, 2016 Paul Lander

  Trump whines about Alec Baldwin’s impression of him on SNL And all this time I thought Donald Trump was doing a crappy Alec Baldwin impression. My bad.

Share this Post:
2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayAlec Baldwin, Donald Trump, election

Trump down to four for Secretary of State ‬

December 3, 2016 Paul Lander

‪ Trump down to four for Secretary of State ‬ ‪Gary Busey waits for the call on his seashells ‬

Share this Post:
Daily Musings / Joke of The DayDonald Trump, election, Gary Busey

Donald Trump and Mitt Romney meet for dinner‬

November 30, 2016December 1, 2016 Paul Lander

‪ Donald Trump and Mitt Romney meet for dinner‬ ‪I can’t be the only one feeeling the sexual tension ‬

Share this Post:
5 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayDonald Trump, election, mitt romney

Trump says he won popular vote if you don’t count 3 million Hillary voters who are in US illegally

November 28, 2016 Paul Lander

Trump says he won popular vote if you don’t count 3 million Hillary voters who are in US illegally He even caught one in the act.

Share this Post:
4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayDonald Trump, election, Melania Trump

David Mamet’s “My Mom’s F#$King Awesome Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe

November 22, 2016 Paul Lander

David Mamet’s “My Mom’s F#$King Awesome Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe With Thanksgiving just around the corner, celebrities everywhere will engage in that age-old past time of providing recipes to magazines and newspapers. In keeping with that […]

Share this Post:
3 CommentsWritersDavid Mamet, Thanksgiving, Turkey

Bolton Being Considered for Secretary of State

November 21, 2016November 21, 2016 Paul Lander

Bolton Being Consiidered for Secretary of State And, For Music in All Government Elevators  

Share this Post:
1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayelection, Michael Bolton, Trump

Rudy Giuliani is being considered for Secretary of State

November 17, 2016 Paul Lander

  Rudy Giuliani is being considered for Secretary of State. Wouldn’t he be better suited for Secretary of Trans.

Share this Post:
1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayDonald Trump, election, Rudy Giuliani

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 109 110 111 Next

RSS and More

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
New Release
Ramo to the Rescue
By Donna Cavanagh Published by Shorehouse Books
Ramo to the Rescue
Available in Paperback and Kindle


New Release
Funny as Hell: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Specer and HumorOutcasts Press

Available in Paperback and Kindle



New Release
Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Spencer
Uranus Is Always Funny
Available in Paperback and Kindle



Comments Are Part Of The Fun, Recent Comments

Bill Spencer on And if you look real close, yo…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on That awkward moment when they…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “The capacity to be either hap…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “To sleep, perchance to…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on The stationary hands of a brok…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Soon…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Trump Derangement Syndrome…
Bill Spencer on That awkward moment when they…
Bill Spencer on “The capacity to be either hap…
Bill Spencer on “To sleep, perchance to…

Archives

Blogroll

  • Billy Dees and Perfect Media Prods
  • Daniela V. Gitlin
  • Desire to Inspire
  • HeartPrints.com – Mary Mooney blog
  • Lee Gaitan Blog
  • Paul De Lancey's Blog
  • You Just Have to Laugh -Cathy Sikorski





Help Keep HumorOutcasts Going!

Daily Musings

Cartoon: Mr. President, Please Put Down The Cellphone And Get Some Sleep

Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award Winner Is …

Cartoon: We’re Gonna Need More Ketchup

Top Posts & Pages

  • That awkward moment when they remove your name from The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and put it where it really belongs…
    That awkward moment when they remove your name from The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and put it where it really belongs…
  • “The capacity to be either happy or unhappy is determined by the manner in which you react to whatever happens.” -  Norman Vincent Peale…
    “The capacity to be either happy or unhappy is determined by the manner in which you react to whatever happens.” - Norman Vincent Peale…
  • Why a Pony is Your Best Investment
    Why a Pony is Your Best Investment
  • Cartoon: Mr. President, Please Put Down The Cellphone And Get Some Sleep
    Cartoon: Mr. President, Please Put Down The Cellphone And Get Some Sleep
  • Your Food Freshness Safety Advisor
    Your Food Freshness Safety Advisor
  • Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/12/26
    Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/12/26
  • And if you look real close, you can see a reporter waiting for Trump to explain why he needs immunity if he’s not a criminal…
    And if you look real close, you can see a reporter waiting for Trump to explain why he needs immunity if he’s not a criminal…
  • "You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone!" - Rod Sterling…
    "You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone!" - Rod Sterling…
  • My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech
    My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech
  • I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper,  she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper.     Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?     Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…
    I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too? Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…
Copyright © HumorOutcasts.com All rights reserved.
Magazine Plus by WEN Themes