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Author: Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has worked as a writer and/or producer for shows on ABC, NBC, Showtime, The Disney Channel, ABC Family, VH1, LOGO and Lifetime. In addition, he’s written standup material that’s been performed on “Fallon,” "Maher" “Letterman,” “Conan” and “Last Comic Standing.” His humor pieces have been accepted at American Bystander, McSweeney‘s, The New Yorker, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Santa Fe Writers Project Journal and Humor Times. He has won awards from the National Soc. of Newspaper Columnists, London's Blogger's Bash and Univ. of Dayton's Bombeck Workshop. Now, on to Paul’s time commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

British Intelligence Agency to Sean Spicer: Cut the Bulls@&t Right Now

March 18, 2017 Paul Lander

British Intelligence Agency to Sean Spicer: Cut the Bullshit Right Now Or, blink twice if you’re being held hostage…

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayAlt News, Sean Spicer, Trump

Breaking: Report someone dressed as one of the Oscars switched Best Picture envelope

February 27, 2017February 27, 2017 Paul Lander

Breaking: Report someone dressed as one of the Oscars switched Best Picture envelope. Report if you recognize suspect.

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5 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybest Picture, La La Land, moonlight, Oscars

‪Ivanka Trump Reportedly Mad at Kellyanne Conway for Product Shout out‬

February 15, 2017 Paul Lander

  ‪Ivanka Trump Reportedly Mad at Kellyanne Conway for Product Shout out‬ ‪Why? Why wouldn’t you want this fashion maven endorsing your product?‬  

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayIvanka Trump, Kellyanne Conway, Nordstrom

Grading the Travel Ban?

February 9, 2017February 9, 2017 Paul Lander

Breaking: Court of Appeals upholds suspension of Travel ban Proving the President’s law knowledge earned him an Easy D.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayDonald Trump, Easy D, federal court, humor, Paul Lander, satire, travel ban

Trump fires Acting AG

January 31, 2017 Paul Lander

Trump fires Acting AG And, again, Gary Busey waits for the call on his seashells

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayDonald Trump, Gary Busey, Muslim Ban

The Face on the Doomsday Clock

January 26, 2017January 26, 2017 Paul Lander

Trump’s face is now on the Doomsday Clock, not to mention the clock now has little tiny hands.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, PoliticsDoomsday Clock, humor, politics, satire, tiny hands, Trump

Denying Duck Dynasty

January 20, 2017January 20, 2017 Paul Lander

A&E boss says Scientology is harassing her over Leah Remini’s TV show Sorta fair after A&E harassed the rest of us with Duck Dynasty

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayA&E, Duck Dynasty, Leah Remini, Paul Lander, Scientology

Breaking Inauguration Weather Forecast

January 12, 2017 Paul Lander

  Breaking Inauguration weather forecast: Partly cloudy. With evening golden showers back at the White House.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayDonald Trump, inauguration, weather

Trump Promises a Revelation on Hacking

January 4, 2017 Paul Lander

Trump Promises a Revelation on Hacking No word but good chance this is the 400 pound hacker he talked about.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayChris Christie, Donald Trump, hacker, Russia

Donald Trump’s Tweet spelled “unprecedented” as “unpresidented”

December 20, 2016 Paul Lander

Donald Trump’s Tweet spelled “unprecedented” as “unpresidented” Looks like he did pick up a couple of tips from that Dan Quayle visit

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayDan Quayle, Donald Trump, twitter

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