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Author: Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has worked as a writer and/or producer for shows on ABC, NBC, Showtime, The Disney Channel, ABC Family, VH1, LOGO and Lifetime. In addition, he’s written standup material that’s been performed on “Fallon,” "Maher" “Letterman,” “Conan” and “Last Comic Standing.” His humor pieces have been accepted at American Bystander, McSweeney‘s, The New Yorker, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Santa Fe Writers Project Journal and Humor Times. He has won awards from the National Soc. of Newspaper Columnists, London's Blogger's Bash and Univ. of Dayton's Bombeck Workshop. Now, on to Paul’s time commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

Tweet Wisdom – Paul Lander

June 26, 2017June 26, 2017 Paul Lander
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Kellyanne Conway Words of Wisdom

June 26, 2017June 26, 2017 Paul Lander
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Ford Motors East?

June 21, 2017June 21, 2017 Paul Lander

Ford moves factory to China after Trump pressure not to move to Mexico In fairness, Ivanka does so much biz in China they’re like family

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, FictionChina, comedy, family, focus, Ford, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, ivanka, Mexico, Paul Lancer, Trump

Trump Confirms He Is Under Investigation And Blames His Own Justice Department

June 16, 2017 Paul Lander

Trump Confirms He Is Under Investigation And Blames His Own Justice Department And their overrated, so called cookies.

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Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea, thanks to a marijuana website

June 15, 2017 Paul Lander

Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea, thanks to a marijuana website Which answers the question, what would anyone have to be smoking to go to N Korea?

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayDennis Rodman, Kim Jong Un, North Korea

The Slide Downward…

June 4, 2017June 4, 2017 Paul Lander
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Battle of the Nerds

June 4, 2017June 4, 2017 Paul Lander

The  Weather Channel is trolling Trump after his Paris Accord decision That’s like being beat up by members of the chess club

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Breaking: NFL player Antonio Cromartie’s wife pregnant with his 14th child

May 18, 2017 Paul Lander

Breaking: NFL player Antonio Cromartie’s wife pregnant with his 14th child Instead of Nike, he has a shoe deal with Florsheim

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Breaking: James Comey fired as FBI Chief

May 10, 2017 Paul Lander

Breaking: James Comey fired as FBI Chief. Look for Rudy Giuliani to be a candidate, he already dresses like J Edgar Hoover

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GOP lawmaker: “I will fully admit” I didn’t read entire ObamaCare repeal bill

May 8, 2017 Paul Lander

GOP lawmaker: “I will fully admit” I didn’t read entire ObamaCare repeal bill In fairness, I’m waiting for the movie version, too…

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