A Very Special Notice From Our New Leader
Author: rogerfreed
Trump Challenges God To Be Supremest Leader Of The Universe
Donald Trump sent out the first salvo in an apparent attempt to challenge God to be the ‘Supremest Leader’, as he put it, of the Universe. Trump, in his usual combative style, came out roaring […]
The Beatitudes Of Trump Jesus
Just like the original Jesus on The Sermon On The Mount, the new Trump Jesus has his own version of the Beatitudes for the masses. Here it is for your own Holy Pleasure: Blessed are […]
County Joe’s ‘Fixin’ To Die Rag’ From Woodstock Rebooted For Our Modern Iran Dilemma
Back in the height of the Vietnam era a little ditty made it onto the airwaves that protested the undeclared war in a darkly humorous way. It was called “I Feel Like I’m Fixin’ […]
The Dumbfounding Dilemma Of Determining The Dynamics Of Dolphin’s Development.
New Zealand scientists have proven that it is another mammal other than man that is the smartest creature on earth. Recent evidence has convinced them that the dolphin uses the most brain cells and not […]
Tom Homan, New ICE Director For Minneapolis, Is Visited By The Ghost Of Mary Tyler Moore
Tom Homan had just settled in for what was supposed to be a good night’s sleep. It had been a rough day at his new post as head of the notorious ICE units establishing a […]
Media Outlets Declare A ‘Trump-Free Week’ Of News For The Sake Of National Mental Health.
All of the major television news outlets have declared a “Trump Free Week” of news offerings for the sake of the nation’s mental health (with the exception of FOX News stations which could care less […]
News Of The Future- Jan. 20, 2030- Emperor Trump Mandates That All Children Born In U.S. Shall Have His Name Tattooed On Their Foreheads.
The Great Emperor of the U.S. and the newly created colonies of Canada and Greenland, has by Royal Decree proclaimed that all children born of naturalized citizens shall henceforth have, within 3 days after their […]