My wife gives our 1-year-old constant love and attention. I gave her the sticker from an orange. Now I’m her favorite parent. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 2, 2014 Sir Mix-a-Lot: "I like […]
Suspended Miami Dolphin Richie Incognito has denied any hazing or bullying of teammate Jonathan Martin at any time this season. Martin recently left the team after reportedly having had enough of behavior directed at him […]
Me: “Don’t pick that scab. It'll scar, & scars never go away.” My 3-year-old: “Sometimes they do. Simba knocked Scar off a cliff.” Touché. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 8, 2013 I could […]
Although native to the Amazon region, pink dolphins have garnered a lot of attention lately when the Susan B. Komen Foundation claimed they were created solely for the purpose of Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
Tim Tebow was able to orchestrate his first miracle: A 15-point comeback with less than three minutes left in the Broncos’ game against the Dolphins. The miracle is not that Tebow won the game for […]