Freeze! It’s the Library Police!
A Texas man was recently arrested for failing to return a GED study guide to his local public library. He’d kept it out for three years. This is the kind of news story that brings […]
A Texas man was recently arrested for failing to return a GED study guide to his local public library. He’d kept it out for three years. This is the kind of news story that brings […]
“I partied with a porn star that might have been from websites similar to full tube last Saturday,” my co-worker Cat confided during a lull at the circulation desk in the suburban library where we […]
May is National Masturbation Month. How do I know? My pal Senior Sex Expert Joan Price is not only vigorously celebrating, but doing everything she can to spread the word. “I’m on it!” I assured […]
“Why is there a gigantic sex toy sitting on your dining room table?” Mark asked recently. “That’s not a gigantic sex toy,” I said. “It’s a Wahl Hot & Cold Therapy Massager.” “Which is?” “An […]