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Author: Roz Warren

Roz Warren, who writes for everyone from The New York Times to The Funny Times, is the author of Our Bodies, Our Shelves: Library Humor and Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library: An Insider's Tales of Library Life, which make terrific gifts for your favorite librarian or other bookish person.

Killing Me Softly With His Snoring: Love Songs For Long-Married Couples

June 16, 2014June 16, 2014 Roz Warren

By: Roz Warren and Janet Golden When the two of you are driving to the chiropractor, to the pharmacy, or to attend your grandson’s kindergarten play to enjoy his fleeting appearance as Snow Flake Number […]

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He Wants Me Naked When I Fling The Front Door Open!

June 8, 2014 Roz Warren

If you want a glimpse into the erotic imaginations of sex writers who‘ve been around the block a few times, pick up a copy of “Ageless Erotica” a recent collection of sex writing by, for […]

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3 CommentsEveryday LifeAgeless Erotica, Erotica, Joan Price, senior sex, Sex

Freeze! It’s the Library Police!

June 1, 2014 Roz Warren

A Texas man was recently arrested for failing to return a GED study guide to his local public library. He’d kept it out for three years. This is the kind of news story that brings […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Lifelibrarians, library, library fines, overdue books, Texas

The Librarian and the Porn Star

May 26, 2014 Roz Warren

“I partied with a porn star that might have been from websites similar to full tube last Saturday,” my co-worker Cat confided during a lull at the circulation desk in the suburban library where we […]

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21 CommentsEveryday LifeColby Keller, Erotica, librarians

It’s May. Enjoy Yourself!

May 20, 2014 Roz Warren

May is National Masturbation Month. How do I know? My pal Senior Sex Expert Joan Price  is not only vigorously celebrating, but doing everything she can to spread the word. “I’m on it!” I assured […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Lifeholidays, humor, May

Fork Off!

May 14, 2014May 14, 2014 Roz Warren

When I was growing up, taking food from another’s plate was okay… if you were a toddler. Once you were three, you were expected to know it wasn’t cool to swipe a meatball from your […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Lifeaffection, dinners, forks, friends, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, leave my food alone, Roz Warren, sharing food

I’m In Love With Mr. Yippee

May 9, 2014 Roz Warren

“Why is there a gigantic sex toy sitting on your dining room table?” Mark asked recently. “That’s not a gigantic sex toy,” I said. “It’s a Wahl Hot & Cold Therapy Massager.” “Which is?” “An […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Lifecouples, funny, humor, massage, Stress Relief

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