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Author: Roz Warren

Roz Warren, who writes for everyone from The New York Times to The Funny Times, is the author of Our Bodies, Our Shelves: Library Humor and Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library: An Insider's Tales of Library Life, which make terrific gifts for your favorite librarian or other bookish person.

Let Me Tell You All A Story About A Man Named Robert Crawley, Earl of Grantham

December 4, 2014December 4, 2014 Roz Warren

If you, like me, are a Boomer who is addicted to Downton Abbey, that show just might remind you of a wildly popular TV show of our youth, a 1960s classic that reflected the essential […]

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Movies & TVBeverly Hillbillies, downton abbey, humor

You Call This Cold! Ha! This Isn’t Cold

November 30, 2014 Roz Warren

I grew up in Detroit, where the snow hit the ground in early  November and stayed there through April. Snowfall wasn’t remarkable; it was a given. I was a Detroit Tigers fan and I can […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Lifecold, humor, ice, shoveling, weather

Doctor My Eyes: The Ultimate Cataract Surgery Mix Tape

October 15, 2014October 15, 2014 Roz Warren

With age, comes wisdom. And, frequently, cataracts. (By age 80, more than half of all Americans either have a cataract or have had cataract surgery.) I’m having cataract surgery next week. Hoping to have a […]

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Everyday Lifecataract surgery, cataracts, eyes, humor, humoroutcasts, mix tapes, Roz Warren

A Tale Of Three Titties

September 28, 2014 Roz Warren

Now that I’ve let my New York Times subscription lapse, I get most of my news online. When I logged on this morning, this headline caught my eye: “Woman Gets Third Boob Implanted, Wants to […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Lifehoax, internet hoax, Jasmine Tridevil, three-breasted woman

Do You “Like” My Brilliant New Facebook Idea?

August 27, 2014August 27, 2014 Roz Warren

By: Liz Lowe and Roz Warren After attending a motivational workshop for entrepreneurs called “Overlooked Opportunities in Social Media: Using Your Friends for Fun and Profit” I have taken a long hard look at how […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Lifefacebook, Facebook Friends, humor, social media

How To Break A Toe In One Easy Step

August 18, 2014August 18, 2014 Roz Warren

Life is hard and toes are fragile, which means that by the time you reach middle age, you’ve probably broken one. Or two. I recently broke a toe when I got out of bed in […]

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Hello, Haters!

July 24, 2014July 24, 2014 Roz Warren

Good writers welcome constructive criticism from readers. Give online readers a comments section and they’ll often give you useful feedback, sharing insights about what did and didn’t work for them. You listen, you learn. Of […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Lifecriticism, humor, internet comments, pet peeves, trolls

Would You Name YOUR Dog Voldemort?

July 7, 2014 Roz Warren

So you don’t want to give your dog an ordinary name like Fido. And you love books. So, naturally, you turn to your favorite literary classics when it’s time to name the new puppy. The […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Lifedog names. dog humor, dogs

TWENTY DREAMS AND WHAT THEY MEAN

July 4, 2014 Roz Warren

Ever wonder what your dreams mean? Keep this handy dream guide bedside and you’ll know. Corn A dream about eating corn on the cob symbolizes a deep desire to floss. Winged Horse Dreaming about a […]

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5 CommentsFiction

Something Tells Me I’m Into Something Catchy — A Carole King Lyrics Quiz

June 25, 2014June 25, 2014 Roz Warren

By: Roz Warren and Janet Golden Carole King is a defining voice of the Boomer generation. We grew up singing her hits, and her influence endures to this day. (There’s even a smash musical, “Beautiful,“ […]

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6 CommentsEveryday LifeCarole King, pop songs

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