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Author: Stacey Graham

Stacey is the author of four books and a rag-tag collection of short stories. You can currently find her scaring the pants off of readers with her latest book, Haunted Stuff: Demonic Dolls, Screaming Skulls, and Other Creepy Collectibles. She intends on returning the pants at a later date. Please visit her at her website at staceyigraham.com or on Twitter at @staceyigraham.

Nothing says lovin’ like a bucket of thumbs

February 12, 2015 Stacey Graham

Share the love without getting all sticky. Click/download the valentine to send to your honey with extra hugs and kisses from Undead Fred at the Zombie Dating Guide. Don’t worry, that nasty cold sore will clear […]

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Ain’t No Mountain High Enough

October 15, 2014October 15, 2014 Stacey Graham

As a child, I swore that one day I would grow up to be a Supreme. It didn’t matter that I was short, tone deaf and six-years-old, I would knock Diana Ross off her heels […]

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4 CommentsFictionBarry Manilow, Halloween, Motown, music, Supremes

Snapchat Rendezvous

March 23, 2014 Stacey Graham

I don’t pretend to know the delicate nuances of every online trend my five daughters are into — I can barely log into Myspace — but I can get behind Snapchat. What is so difficult […]

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5 CommentsRelationshipsBatman, rendezvous, snapchat

I think my diet is trying to kill me

February 6, 2014 Stacey Graham

I was so happy. I hadn’t touched an Almond Roca in thirty years. Memories of my grandmother pushing the candy coated toffee at me and swearing it was delicious had only made me turn up […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Lifealmond roca, diet, donut, powdered sugar donuts

Freezing my butt off? Not so much

January 30, 2014 Stacey Graham

I want my money back. I distinctly remember hearing that if I moved to Northern Virginia, I’d be able to “freeze my butt off” in the winter on top of this damn mountain. Well, my […]

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6 CommentsFictionpizza, snow banks, winter, winter driving

Throwing elbows

December 13, 2013 Stacey Graham

There are power shoppers then there were my mother-in-law and grandmother-in-law. These ladies did geriatric workouts before heading to the stores for their weekly bouts of elbow throwing, you haven’t seen dedication to the art […]

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2 CommentsEveryday LifeChristmas shopping

‘Tis the season for WOOOOOing

November 21, 2013 Stacey Graham

Not the romantic kind, the in-your-face and obnoxious kind of wooing that takes place during any sports event or if you’re in a wide shot on television. The holidays bring out the worst in this […]

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11 CommentsFictionboobs, family, mob scene, sports, sports fans, Today Show, wooing

Ain’t no NaNo Back Guuuuuuuuuurl

November 4, 2013 Stacey Graham

I’ve been sucked into the vortex again, friends. For the fourth year in the last seven (breaks were necessary due to book contracts), I’m attempting to master the NaNoWriMo beast and it’s not lookin’ good. […]

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14 CommentsFictionback pain, dogs, NaNoWriMo, wine, writing

Vintage Halloween WTF-ery

October 27, 2013October 27, 2013 Stacey Graham

  Maybe it was the cocaine talkin’, but Halloween costumes took a decidedly creepy turn in the early 20th century. With most costumes made from what was laying around the house — bicycle parts, kitchen […]

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16 CommentsLifestyle70s plastic masks, costumes, Halloween, humor meets horror, humoroutcasts, old time costumes, Stacey Graham

Pristine desk, where art thou?

October 23, 2013October 23, 2013 Stacey Graham

I have selective OCD. I work from home so the desk I share with five children and a husband can get a bit craptastic with homework assignments, coffee cups, and small empty bottles of Rescue […]

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