Potato Catcher Ditties
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman POTATO CATCHER DITTIES Potato catcha’ A big Boise welcome, you betcha Sign my tater Give me your sig, I’d letcha “Nothing in the rule book says I can’t throw […]
Author: Stan Silliman
Sports writer for 13 years, my Bleacher Report articles in USA Today, LA Times, Forbes, Dallas Morning News. Seven books, 6000 jokes, 860 columns written. Also very active on a website called Kwipster.
I've writtens for comics and cartoonists. Samples of some of my cartoon/humor books can be seen at www.comedyempirepress.com
I'm also a comedian with regular appearances in New York, Dallas, Austin, Oklahoma City and Las Vegas. If I ever get on cruise ships, I'll let you know.
Fake Jimmy Haslam Twitter Writer Busy
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman FAKE JIMMY HASLAM TWITTER WRITER BUSY THESE DAYS Apr 19: “Being arrested would alienate me from NFL owners, but would give me something in common with NFL players.” That’s […]
“A” For the Week
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman “A” FOR THE WEEK This past week gets an “A.” A Scarlet Letter “A” that is, as three known, admitted adulterers topped the sports news, with two getting an […]
Your Burning Master’s Questions… in Rhyme
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman SILLIMAN ANSWERS YOUR BURNING MASTERS QUESTIONS You golf fans have many Master’s questions and we at Silliman on Sports appreciate that you asked in rhyming form. That inspires me. […]
Lindsey and Lindsay, a Comparison
Silliman on Sports by Stan Silliman LINDSEY AND LINDSAY, A COMPARISON Lindsey and Lindsay, Vonn and Lohan: Both are in the news but one has a career going downhill and the other… oh, wait. […]
FGCU Eagles: Shock of the Tourney
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman COACH ENFIELD AND THE EAGLES: SHOCK OF THE TOURNEY? Did you hear the one where the small school with their coach making $ 157K a year whipped a powerhouse […]
Rodman: Ping Pong vs Basketball Diplomacy
PING PONG vs BASKETBALL DIPLOMACY Dennis Rodman in North Korea, weirdest thing we’ve seen this year. We didn’t get all the pictures. We don’t know if he wore his calico dress or his formal nipple […]
Harbaugh vs Harbaugh – Like Almost Again
Here’s a story I wrote in January of 2012. You guys remember 2012 don’t you, the year we were all to perish? I don’t know about you but I took my “walk like a zombie” […]
If Maya Angelou Poeticized Blake Griffin’s MLK Outburst (Last Year)
This is from last year’s MLK Day Clipper-Pacer game. Fond memories if you’re a Griffin fan. If Maya Angelou Poeticized Griffin’s 47 Point MLK Day Outburst What would MLK Day be without a Maya Angelou […]
MANTI TE’O IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND LOVE SONGS
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman MANTI TE’O IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND LOVE SONGS Let me just say I don’t blame Manti. Anyone can have imaginary girlfriends. Even one of my good comedian friends has a thing […]