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Author: Cathy Cantu

I'm a mom of 3 teens living in TN. I write about the chaos of raising kids while teetering on the edge of insanity. I am proud that as a mother, I have reached the pinnacle of mediocrity, just sayin'.

You Wanna Bring the Voodoo Dolls?

February 13, 2013 Cathy Cantu

“This year our theme is “Underbelly of New Orleans! Raise your hand if you want to bring the voodoo dolls and sacrifice the live chicken!”  —-  And that’s why I’m no longer welcome to head up […]

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Hello, I’m the Frazzled Mom, and I’m a Slacker

January 11, 2013 Cathy Cantu

I stopped making New Year’s Resolutions because I always end up breaking them.  I really need some self-discipline, but that means I’d get a reputation for efficiency and the Snarky Housewives of the PTA would […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Fictionbreaking new years resolutions, frazzled mom, funny, humor, political humor, Stephen Colbert

Pre-marital Sex?

November 27, 2012 Cathy Cantu

Why are Baptists against pre-marital sex? Because it could lead to dancing. (JK – I have lots of Baptist friends.  Hey, we’re in the Bible belt!)

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Shampoo Promises a Steamy Shower

November 27, 2012 Cathy Cantu

Yesterday my teenage daughters asked me for more shampoo and conditioner, and I said I’d pick some up at the grocery since I was on my way there. They rolled their eyes and sighed because […]

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Mama Don’t Like to Freeze in the Piggly Wiggly

October 29, 2012 Cathy Cantu

  I’m so glad it’s fall.  During brutal Memphis summers, we southern girls start glistening as soon as we step outside.  For my anniversary in August, I was gettin’ all gussied-up, with big hair despite […]

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Cheers To Wine!

September 8, 2012September 8, 2012 Cathy Cantu

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits.  The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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I Ain’t What I Used To Be

September 8, 2012September 8, 2012 Cathy Cantu

I used to have a friend, Penelope, who had four kids and always seemed perfectly pulled together, like June Cleaver in size zero rhinestone-studded jeans and stilettos. She was typically the team mom, and she’d […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleaverage mom, getting older, humor, kid humor, kids, mom humor, supermom

I Might Like Prozac Barbie After All

August 21, 2012August 21, 2012 Cathy Cantu

I often shop at the upscale, Just Plucked fresh food market in my suburb, but I stick out like Peg Bundy in Tiffany’s.  All the ladies wear tennis outfits or dark, rhinestone-studded jeans with stilettos.  […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleChardonnay, funny, humor, kids, moms, Prozac Barbie, southern humor, wine

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