20 Ways Cats Are Like Toddlers
1. Watch you go to the bathroom 2. Philosophy: what’s mine is mine, what’s yours is mine, that which you may want in the future is mine. 3. You do not own them. 4. Must have dirty paws all […]
Author: Cathy Cantu
I'm a mom of 3 teens living in TN. I write about the chaos of raising kids while teetering on the edge of insanity. I am proud that as a mother, I have reached the pinnacle of mediocrity, just sayin'.
Acceptance Speech For Sports Mom of the Year
Ladies and Gentlemen, coaches, trainers, orthopedists, x-ray technicians, the guys who created the Maps app on my phone, and my therapist, Kendall Jackson: I humbly thank you for this honor. Thank you for acknowledging my […]
Don’t Blame It All On Estrogen
Reliable sources from Ripley’s Believe It Or Not! state that women speak three times more words per day than men. In groups, women speak in a “stream of consciousness” manner about infinite topics. The chemicals responsible for […]
Solving World Problems One Riblet Basket At a Time
This time of year many men get together with friends, building bromances watching basketball. Unlike women, men in groups engage in competitions to determine their male superiority over the losers in their herd. Men are […]
And That’s Why . . . .
And That’s Why . . . . “Take her down, Missy Rae! She ain’t nothin’ but a beat down skank! And so’s her mama!” And that’s why I’m no longer welcome at my daughter’s soccer […]
Another Birthday, Another Boat-load of Stupid
My birthday was this week, and things are sagging—my body AND brain. You’d think our brains would improve since they get fuller with time. Not so. Time has sabotaged my ability to clearly communicate […]