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Author: Tim Jones

Tim Jones is a humor writer based in Seattle and the one person to blame for the humor blog View from the Bleachers. Tim ponders important issues like “are all teenage daughters evil?” and “why does Montana hate me?” and “can your dishwasher destroy your marriage?” Tim’s not afraid to tackle controversial issues. He was the first techno-religion expert to conduct a side-by-side comparison of the iPad and Jesus Christ. From Politics to Parenting to Pop culture, if the subject begins with the letter P, Tim has something profoundly uninformed to say about it.

Tips for American Tourists in Pakistan

May 21, 2024May 18, 2024 Tim Jones

If you’re an American thinking of traveling to Pakistan, perhaps I can help steer you in the right direction, because I recently returned from that amazing country myself. Don’t believe all the media hysteria. People […]

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LifestyleAmerican tourists, Pakistan, Pakistan travel, Travel, travel etiquette, travel tips, traveling in a Muslim country

Breaking News: Rare Sighting of Bright Yellow Celestial Object in Seattle Sky

May 7, 2024May 4, 2024 Tim Jones

Anchor: Hello. I’m Brad Anchorton with this Seattle area Action News BREAKING NEWS ALERT. As I speak, there is a truly extraordinary event that is sending shockwaves through our cloudy city. Brace yourselves, for today, […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylehow often is it sunny in Seattle, Seattle, Seattle clouds, Seattle weather, sunny Seattle

My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech

April 30, 2024April 26, 2024 Tim Jones

[Author’s note: I was recently asked to give a talk at my 50th high school class reunion. I attended an all-boys’ military school called the Albany Academy from first grade through 12th. The Reunion event […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle50th reunion, classmates, graduation, high school, high school reunions, life after high school, reunions

Country Music, I Think You Have a Drinking Problem

April 16, 2024April 13, 2024 Tim Jones

Dear Country Music, It’s your pal Tim here. I’m one of your biggest fans. I’ve seen Randy Travis, Brad Paisley, and John Denver in concert. Okay, so you’re saying John Denver is more folk than […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestylecountry music, drinking songs, songs about drinking, songs about tequila, Tequila, whiskey

When It Comes to Tipping, I’m Reaching My Tipping Point

April 2, 2024April 5, 2024 Tim Jones

The tradition of tipping service providers has been around for at least four centuries. Evidence suggests it first began in Europe during the 17th century, when aristocrats would give people in lower classes extra money […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylegratuities, how much to tip, rules of tipping, tipping, tipping etiquette, when should you tip

Taylor Swift, Please Don’t Break My Heart

March 19, 2024March 15, 2024 Tim Jones

Dear Taylor, Like 53% of American adults (and 98% of girls between seven and seventeen) I’m a BIG Swiftie, as we fans call ourselves. If the situation were different – and I was not twice […]

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Good Clean Fun, Lifestyledating taylor swift, Swifties, Taylor Swift, taylor swift boyfriends, Taylor Swift songs about love, Travis Kelce

Why Trump Should Be Immune From Prosecution But Biden Should Not

March 5, 2024March 3, 2024 Tim Jones

I’m mad as Hell. I’ve been watching nothing but News Max and Fox News for two weeks straight. They’ve got me so riled up, I’ve only had seven hours of sleep in the past three […]

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The Sad Lives of Couples Who Opted Not to Have Kids

February 20, 2024February 16, 2024 Tim Jones

My wife and I raised two self-confident, spirited daughters. Now in their late twenties, they both had to overcome several daunting childhood adversities, starting with the fact that one of their parents was a humor […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylechildren, having kids, parenting, teenagers

Friends with Boats

January 30, 2024January 27, 2024 Tim Jones

As I look back on my youth, I realize that I’ve matured. I’m no longer that zealously ambitious young man who craved fortune and “the good life.” If I’m being totally honest, I was overly […]

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1 CommentLifestyle, Relationshipsboat owners, boat ownership, friendship, hassles of boat ownership, how to buy a boat, joy of boating, powerboats

Please Stop Saying “At YOUR Age”

January 16, 2024January 14, 2024 Tim Jones

Dear People Under Forty, As a person who is now officially a “senior citizen” (I had my Medicare birthday three years ago), I have a small request. Whenever we’re together could you please refrain from […]

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1 CommentGood Clean Fun, Lifestyleaging, growing old, old age, senior citizens, staying fit

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