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Author: Tim Jones

Tim Jones is a humor writer based in Seattle and the one person to blame for the humor blog View from the Bleachers. Tim ponders important issues like “are all teenage daughters evil?” and “why does Montana hate me?” and “can your dishwasher destroy your marriage?” Tim’s not afraid to tackle controversial issues. He was the first techno-religion expert to conduct a side-by-side comparison of the iPad and Jesus Christ. From Politics to Parenting to Pop culture, if the subject begins with the letter P, Tim has something profoundly uninformed to say about it.

My Family’s Christmas Miracle – by Tim Jones

December 10, 2023December 9, 2022 Tim Jones

Once upon a time there was a humble family man named Tim. Tim loved the holiday season more than any other time of year – all the traditional songs, twinkling lights, frosted gingerbread cookies – […]

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3 CommentsLifestyle, RelationshipsChristmas, family, holiday traditions, holidays

NFL’s Chiefs Do Major Rebranding – Introducing the Kansas City Swifties

November 4, 2023November 3, 2023 Tim Jones

In recent weeks, social media has been blowing up over reported Traylor sightings. That’s the term people are using as shorthand for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. (Some people prefer the term “Tavis” or “Swelce.”) […]

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1 CommentGood Clean Fun, Sportsfootball, Kansas City Chiefs, pop culture, Swelce, Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, Traylor

House Republicans rumored to be considering Putin for Speaker

October 23, 2023October 22, 2023 Tim Jones

For the past several weeks, the U.S. House of Representatives has been a House Divided. That’s because a group of representatives voted to remove Kevin McCarthy as Speaker. This had never happened before in the […]

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1 CommentPoliticsCongress, Jim Jordan, politics, Republicans, speaker of the house, Trump, who will be the next speaker

The Day I’ve Dreaded for Ten Years

October 17, 2023October 12, 2023 Tim Jones

I’ve never claimed to be the bravest man in the world. I never served in combat zones like both my parents did. That said, I’d like to point out I did attend an all-boys’ military […]

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Fictioncataract surgery, cataracts, eye phobia, eyecare, health, phobias

Where Will Canada Launch Its Invasion of the USA?

September 26, 2023September 23, 2023 Tim Jones

For years, people have screamed BUILD THAT WALL! Ever since Donald Trump became our nation’s Grifter-In-Chief in 2016, millions of Americans have been in a constant state of panic that our country’s borders were being […]

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Politicscanada, immigration, northern border wall, politics, southern border wall, US-Canada relations

My Very First Pickleball Tournament

September 12, 2023September 9, 2023 Tim Jones

Recently, I signed up for my very first pickleball tournament. Previous to that the last time I participated in a formal athletic competition of any kind, Richard Nixon was our nation’s Commander-in-Chief. In case you’re […]

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Everyday Life, Sportsbasics of pickleball, how to win at pickleball, pickleball, pickleball funny, pickleball tournament, sports, sports for seniors

The Next Killer App: Google Kindness Translator

August 22, 2023August 18, 2023 Tim Jones

You have probably heard of one of the great game changer apps called Google Translate. You can type or say anything into your phone and with the press of a button, Google Translate instantly converts […]

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1 CommentEveryday Lifecommunication, Google, Google Translate, human behavior, misunderstanding, relationships

I Think My Parents Joined a Cult – Should I Be Worried?

August 8, 2023August 5, 2023 Tim Jones

[Author’s Note: As a nationally recognized expert on mental health and the proud owner of a doctor’s white medical jacket costume I bought on Amazon.com for a Halloween party a few years ago, I periodically […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Sportscults, how pickleball is a cult, pickleball, pickleball rules, senior citizens, sports for elderly people

MSNBC: What We Don’t Know So Far About the Trump Indictment

July 22, 2023July 21, 2023 Tim Jones

ARI MELBER: Good evening and welcome to “The Beat.” Our top story tonight continues to be former President Donald Trump’s federal indictment over his handling of government documents. There’s so much about the government’s case […]

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Cheese Therapy

June 20, 2023June 16, 2023 Tim Jones

Not to brag, but I consider myself an expert in the field of mental health. That’s because I’ve spent two decades attempting (usually in vain) to decipher the complex inner workings of the minds of […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylebenefits of cheese, cheese, cheese makes you happy, depression, mental health, therapy

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