Drunken Stupor or Drunk and Stupid?
(this is from the Pittsburgh Luke Bryan concert last weekend that made national news for alcohol and garbage) Look mom, NO HANDS (to put out in front of me to protect my head and face […]
(this is from the Pittsburgh Luke Bryan concert last weekend that made national news for alcohol and garbage) Look mom, NO HANDS (to put out in front of me to protect my head and face […]
You never wanna be “That Guy” or “That Girl.” But…..someone was. We have only had a few days of hot weather on the East Coast and I already had someone say, “Hot enough for ya?” […]
The picture is kind of the spoiler I guess. Here’s the text that came with the photo: Guy on left came out of Fresh Market, undoubtedly excited about a fresh purchase. Not to mention car […]
Everyone knows about the ignorance of taking “more than 14 items” through the 12-items-or-less lane, right? (We usually give slack for 2 small items.) I actually had a guy once with two baskets full of stuff, who got told […]
Can anything be more of a patience test than sitting in rush-hour traffic? You come off the highway ramp at 55 MPH (I wrote 55 just in case there are any State Troopers reading this) and you […]
Ya know when you’re sitting at an intersection waiting to pull out and another driver comes down the street perpendicular to you towards the intersection (like he’s gonna cross in front of you), so you decide […]
How does this happen? Someone just didn’t seem to have enough spare time. in between texting, emails, phone calls, packing the car, to walk their cart to the old cart-herder thingy… which, by the way, is […]
In Catholic School algebra, I always had to solve for the letter n. So n is now = the person that sent me this story and x = the unnamed military dude that this happened […]
Is anyone else TOTALLY confused when you go to purchase a refill printer cartridge? Honestly, I had so many numbers in my head I felt like an air traffic controller when I walked into Office […]
The other week, I was eating a late dinner by myself at an out of town Outback. Since I was by myself, I chose to eat at the bar. Much to my dismay, there were […]