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Tweets by Paul Lander

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/31/21

August 6, 2021 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Rudy Giuliani’s dick pics, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]

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Cartoon: Sorry, Mr. Popeye, no Olympics for you

August 4, 2021 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/23/21

July 30, 2021July 30, 2021 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing, even news about Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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An ADHD Haiku

July 20, 2021July 20, 2021 Paul Lander

An ADHD Haiku Squirrel

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/30/21

June 4, 2021 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, like that about Eric Clapton, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]

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Haiku: Who Wants To Be A Billionaire: Ex-Couples Edition

May 17, 2021May 17, 2021 Paul Lander

  Who Wants To Be A Billionaire: Ex-Couples Edition   Melinda French Gates Now a billionaire. I’m betting: GoFundMe is off.

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Cartoon: In Case of Emergency Break Glass (First 100 Days)

April 26, 2021 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Haiku: On Seeing A Photo of a Smiling Samuel Beckett

March 21, 2021 Paul Lander

  Haiku: On Seeing A Photo of a Smiling Samuel Beckett Samuel Beckett, What’s so God damn amusing? A funeral, perhaps?

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The Five Stages in the Life of an Actor According to Hugh O’Brian Versus The 5 Stages of the Life of Rudy Giuliani According to Donald Trump

June 5, 2020 Paul Lander

The Five Stages in the Life of an Actor According to Hugh O’Brian Versus The 5 Stages of the Life of Rudy Giuliani According to Donald Trump The Five Stages in the Life of an […]

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The Real OJ 32

July 1, 2019 Don Frankel

As Paul Lander pointed out right here on these pages of Humoroutcasts, a whole lot of old men have taken to Twitter, including one of our favorites O.J..  And, O.J has taken to Twitter to […]

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