Jumping Off The Priv-ledge
No man can be above the law; no man be below it — Some other loser President said words to that effect. My lawyers wrote a memo telling Mueller he could stow it; No one […]
No man can be above the law; no man be below it — Some other loser President said words to that effect. My lawyers wrote a memo telling Mueller he could stow it; No one […]
The whole system’s rigged, as you know I believe, Which prevents me from doing my duty. But no longer can I let this Witch Hunt aggrieve — That’s the reason I brought on board Rudy. […]
Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost […]
A person who’s an aide of mine joked John McCain was dying. Most everyone who heard about it found it horrifying. Some say that I should fire her, or send her on safari — But […]
I’ll send Stephen Miller to check out that caravan. He won’t let just anyone through; must be Aryan. There’s two hundred people requesting asylum — They’re fleeing oppression, but I just revile ‘em. Some people […]
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything […]
Designs are being submitted for the future trump library. Here are some of the more popular ideas:: 1. A Porn movie set 2. A Chuck E. Cheese so he can play games, get prizes and […]
In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.”. Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in […]
I’ve got a host of lawyers who are representing me; All standing at the ready, poised for entering a plea. I’m quite well-represented for all kinds of jurisprudence: Contract law, and bankruptcy, and moral turpitudence. […]
The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new propaganda relations campaign designed to keep naive Americans under their psychic spell and […]