Three Americans Share Nobel Prize in Home Economics
STOCKHOLM, Sweden. Three American housewives will share this year’s Nobel Prize in Home Economics in recognition of innovations they contributed to traditional recipes. Hageboom: “I wish Darrell would get that dang vibrator fixed!” Pamela […]
The Vampire And The Vamp
This is my contribution for the Halloween writing contest. The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that pulled and tore at every organ. Weakened […]
Wisdom for Dummies
Why don’t female celebrities have hips? And why do most male celebrities have hair? Are slim hips and hair on the same gene as acting talent?
Our Hypoallergenic Night Out
Saturday night found us–we hadn’t been missing that long–with our friends Ted and Sally at Nourriture, which is French for “food.” Tres simple! as we used to say in Madame Clooney’s 10th grade classe de Francais […]
As Winter Nears, Sales of “Flannel Fortress” Sleepwear Soar
YPSILANTI, Michigan. For Marci Epherman, this past Valentine’s Day was the last straw. “My husband Todd brought this thing home from Victoria’s Secret that didn’t have enough fabric to make a pot holder, and he expects […]