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Random Thought 44

November 9, 2011
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I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish, are dead prostitutes.

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John Lennon’s Tooth

November 8, 2011
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John Lennon’s former housekeeper sold his tooth for over $31,000 at auction this weekend. After hearing the news, Arnold’s former housekeeper put her son up on eBay for $32,000.

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Smartest People On Earth

November 8, 2011
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Aliens are listening in on us. They have been doing decades of research to determine exactly which earthlings possess the greatest intelligence on the planet. Once this is determined, they will begin the process of…

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The Duggars

November 8, 2011
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Michelle Duggar of 19 Kids and Counting announced that she’s pregnant again. When asked to comment, her uterus just sobbed uncontrollably.

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How Many Children Should You Have?

November 8, 2011
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Some things are good to plan in advance. Let’s review this handy birthing chart. If you are planning child number 19 in expectation of getting your own reality show like the Duggars…give it up because…

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Random Thought 43

November 8, 2011
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Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire.

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Pass the Potato Salad…or Die?

November 8, 2011
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So, you think you know your family? Think twice. Police arrested a Florida woman who allegedly tried to attack her 80-year-old father with a knife because he wouldn’t share his potato salad with her.  Now,…

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Herman Cain Reveals What It Takes To Get the 99% to Cooperate with the 1%

November 7, 2011
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Herman Cain Reveals What It Takes To Get the 99% to Cooperate with the 1%

Sharon Bialek, a former employee of the National Restaurant Association’s educational foundation, accused [presidential candidate Herman] Cain of making an inappropriate advance toward her in 1997, when she visited Cain in Washington, D.C. in 1997…

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Open Response to Comments

November 7, 2011
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Every once in a while, I’ll wake up to find that the popularity of my blog posts have increased, and I have an inbox full of comments. It’s those mornings that are the brightest for…

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Chicken Pox Spit for Sale

November 7, 2011
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Sometimes I wonder why people breed.  Okay, that’s not exactly correct. Sometimes I wonder why some people are allowed to breed. I know that sounds like a harsh statement, but just wait. Apparently, federal prosecutors…

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Random Thought 42

November 7, 2011
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To Do Today, 11/7/11 1. Sit and think 2. Reach enlightenment 3. Feed the cats

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A Comedy of Errors in Everyday Life

November 6, 2011
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A Comedy of Errors in Everyday Life

I recently ran into an old school friend and when I asked about her life, she told me a long, drawn-out story which basically ended with her telling me she was trying to “find herself.” …

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Beyonce Debuts?

November 6, 2011
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Little Known Fact: When Beyonce farts, it usually debuts at number one.

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Random Thought 41

November 6, 2011
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The good, the bad, and the ugly basically sums up my sex life. Except that I’ve never had the good.

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Random Thought 40

November 6, 2011
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.

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Clown For Hire

November 6, 2011
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Clown For Hire

Name: Fuckles the Clown Age: Old Type: Not so freaking happy Skills: Can pull anything out of her ass Traits: Drunk Props: Vodka bottle (filled with the real thing), instrument for her main trick (see…

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That Ain’t What I See!

November 5, 2011
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Writers are the observers of the world.  We write about situations and events from our person perspectives.  As humorist we abstract situations, embellishing them and hopefully make people laugh. Here’s an example: While shopping with…

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See your house from space!

November 5, 2011
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Simon Ellinas Caricaturist London Caricatures at Parties and Events Topical Humour and Satire

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GOP Debates Designed to Make Candidates Look Bad

November 4, 2011
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I read today that “the debates were designed and run by mainstream media to make all GOP candidates look bad”. I can only assume that this refers to the fact that they televised them.

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Random Thought 39

November 4, 2011
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I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called Job.

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Bieber’s Pregnancygate

November 4, 2011
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Bieber’s ‘pregnancygate’ suggests the US should be worrying less about the Mexican border, and more about using protection with Canadians

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