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To Droid or Not to Droid?

June 25, 2011
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“To Droid or not to Droid that is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in my mind to suffer the slings, arrows, and anxiety attacks of learning new technology or take arms against it and by…

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Rant is the New Rage: Text Obsessed Generation

June 24, 2011
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Texting – it is the plague of the twenty first century; a virus that debilitates language. It has infected our society so much that we are losing our ability to write without using at least a half…

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God and Google: One in the Same?

June 24, 2011
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Are you one of the millions who have been searching for your spiritual self? Have you eaten at the religion buffet – trying a little bit of this or a little bit of that hoping…

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Summertime

June 24, 2011
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Summer’s here, and in the last few months I must say I have been dropping serious pounds. Damn gold-digging British girlfriend…

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Obama, Not GOLF! Unless it’s miniature golf. Americans would pay to see that.

June 24, 2011
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Obama, Not GOLF! Unless it’s miniature golf. Americans would pay to see that.

Well, Democrats and Republicans both showed they have a problem when it comes to problem solving solutions. Let’s put it this way… If you say you are a man of the people, you d better…

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Get ‘em While They’re Young

June 23, 2011
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Get ‘em While They’re Young

It appears marketing specialists within some corporate domains like coal and natural gas have finally figured a strategy to offset negative public images of their products – change the public’s image at the formative years.…

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I Dated a Deaf Girl

June 23, 2011
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I Dated a Deaf Girl



I dated a deaf girl for about a month during 2010. Here are eight reasons why it didn’t work out: – She couldn’t hear me over the sound of how awesome I am. – I…

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My Life Before Dogs

June 23, 2011
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I had to take my dog, Frankie, to the vet for a wellness check.  Usually, I try to do this at night so that someone can be at home with my other dog, LuLu, who…

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Practice Makes Perfect?

June 23, 2011
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It’s always been understood that “practice makes perfect”. But I’ve never bought into that theory. I was a practicing Catholic for years…and I’m still REALLY BAD at it.

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Get Your Tweeter On

June 23, 2011
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On the heels of Rick Perry’s recent award for “proficient use of new media”, he encouraged followers to go out and use “Tweeter”. Pundits think that this will hurt Perry’s potential Presidential hopes by making…

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Only in South Philly

June 23, 2011
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Joey:  Hey Ant’ny, ya’ coming to my party tonight? Pissed Off Anthony:  Joey, I keep tellin’ ya’ man my name has 3 syllables!! Puzzled Joey:  Oh okay, “Yo’ Ant’ny” . . .  ya’ coming to my…

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Call for a Smart Grid

June 22, 2011
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Recent years have heard many talk about a smart grid spanning America which would make the country more efficient. Those voices are referring to the electric grid. The fact is that currently, for example, in…

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What Pole Dancers Need to Succeed

June 22, 2011
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What Pole Dancers Need to Succeed

I was thinking about getting my husband new golf clubs, but a friend of mine mentioned that maybe all he needed were new grips for his clubs.  I didn’t really understand the concept of new…

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Fan Mail

June 22, 2011
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Fan Mail

Proof that the world is full of vapid people… Emails, as received/sent: From: summerbunny29@XXXX.com To: Joseph Boxer Subject: FOOD FIGHT! So…if your at dinner & a fight breaks out which item would u most likely…

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Break Dancing?

June 22, 2011
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I told everyone at work that I used to break dance, so they wanted me to show them, so I did. Still waiting for my first disability check.

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We Found Each Other in the Dark

June 22, 2011
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Late one night, we found each other in the dark. As if we were on some wavelength, we reached across the bed at the same time and our fingers interlocked. Beforehand, I was dreaming… It…

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NBC Commits the Most Egregious Sin Known to Man

June 22, 2011
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This weekend, during its golf coverage, NBC committed the most heinous act ever before televised. This act caused both of the viewers to react angrily with their facebooks and their twitters. The act? Showing a…

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If I’ve Learned Anything…

June 22, 2011
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  This is an R-Rated Post: If there’s one thing I’ve learned in this life of mine it’s that you just can’t trust anyone named “Rimshot” to do your taxes. I’ve also learned that it’s…

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Loss of Faith

June 22, 2011
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Many people end up losing their faith because of all the terrible things that continue to happen despite the fact that they prayed for only good things. Me, I lost my faith because I went…

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Nothing Good Comes from China

June 22, 2011
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Anybody ever hear of termites? They’re from China. Termites? They’re from China. Killer bees? They’re from…OK, they’re from South America by way of Africa, but I think it was all started because of a web…

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Facebook Profile Pictures

June 21, 2011
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Please, for the love of your God, tell me why people change their Facebook profile pictures so often? Everyday, 10% of my “friends” change their profile pictures… some of those people change the photo four…

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