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I told my son he could become anything he wanted so he become a total legend

Bon Jovi fans, Bon Jovi, carrying Thirsty Dave home from the pub, attempting to count the amount of shoes Jill Y has using mathematics, going to work where you don’t work, explaining to Sugartastic Daddy…

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Old Quarterbacks Never Retire…They Just Wait for Injuries

December 6, 2011
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The Houston Texans have signed veteran Jeff Garcia to help with QB duties now that Matt Schaub is out of commission. Such an exciting day for Garcia who not only signed another NFL contract but…

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The Grinch

December 6, 2011
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I saw what looked like an old and familiar cartoon on Fox News last night. Though when I hit the info button, I must say I did not recognize the title: “How the Grinch Rightfully…

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Spare the Rod?

December 6, 2011
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Spare the Rod?

Sentencing begins today in Chicago for Rod Blagojevich.  Sources say he could get up to ten years in prison, forced to perform such demeaning jobs as scrubbing toilets — or worse yet, up to six…

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Larry King Wants to be Frozen

December 6, 2011
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I just saw a report that said Larry King wants to be frozen when he dies. I am shocked and horrified by this new revelation. I thought he was dead and frozen years ago.

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Here’s the Christmas Gift You Should You Give Someone You Just Started Dating

December 6, 2011
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If you just started dating someone in the past few weeks, you’re cruising right into that ‘awkward’ moment at Christmas where you feel like you have to give them SOME present…but figuring out the right…

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Christmas Traditions I Have Abandoned

December 6, 2011
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At this time of year, many people stop and reflect on life. They think about their family Christmas traditions and the important role they play in their lives. I do that too, but I reflect…

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Misunderstanding Lady Gaga

December 6, 2011
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Lady Gaga says the key to good skin is “orgasms and spinach”. Sadly, I SLIGHTLY misheard, and was arrested in the produce aisle

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Faster than Usain Bolt after a Jamaican Blue Mountain Curry

Faster than Usain Bolt after a Jamaican Blue Mountain Curry

Little Dill Y is more inquisitive than a really inquisitive person who asks far too many questions to find out what he wants to know. The little guy asked how his mother and I met…

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ESPN Finds New Ethics Chief?

December 5, 2011
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ESPN Analyst Matthew Barnaby was arrested and charged with a DUI.  The good news is that ESPN has finally found someone with the right credentials to run their journalism ethics department  

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Disbelief

December 5, 2011
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This is that time of year that makes me flabbergasted that intelligent people can believe in a bearded guy who flies above us giving people what they ask for. And some people even believe in…

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The War of the Future

December 5, 2011
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In this shallow, celeb-obsessed age, as style frequently wins the war over substance, your eagle-eyed visionary can foresee the types of conflict the world is heading towards. APRIL 2044, LONDON. The Channel War is well…

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Trump to Host GOP Debate?

December 5, 2011
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Donald Trump is set to host an upcoming GOP, while at the same time he has not ruled out running for President as an independent. Which make many people wonder if this isn’t an obvious…

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How To Not Ruin Christmas

December 5, 2011
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It’s that merry time of year and you need to know what your most important responsibility is. Sure, trees must be purchased or dusted off and decorated. Lights must be strung. Presents have to be…

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The Elf on the Shelf – A Christmas Tradition

December 5, 2011
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A few years ago, we were given “The Elf On The Shelf”. It’s basically a book with a small stuffed elf in it, which explains by means of an included story that the elf has…

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Are You Serious? Nipples Can Fall Off?

December 5, 2011
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Are You Serious? Nipples Can Fall Off?

Here is something that should make women quake with fear: Women who smoke before or after  breast lift surgery run the risk of their nipples turning black and falling off.  And before anyone asks –…

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Juicy News

December 5, 2011
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Juicy News

A recent study uncovered arsenic in kids’  juice.  I am frantically searching online for the brands. My children’s behavior upon arrival home from school will dictate my next course of action.

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The Heisman Trophy: Crown of Achievement or Cosmic Curse

December 5, 2011
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It’s  time once again for the Heisman Trophy presentation, the most prestigious award in college sports. While college football players clamor to win this award, it seems to me that at times, this trophy brings…

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Primitive Finds at Stonehenge?

December 5, 2011
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Archaeologists have found ancient pits around Stonehenge. They were put there by people SO primitive, they were still using the iPhone 3

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The Kindle Fire doesn’t allow you to consume books this way

The Kindle Fire doesn’t allow you to consume books this way

Every minute of every day, the genius of Thirsty Dave just grows and grows. Scurvy Jane joined a new band ‘The elastic liquorice baseball bats who are fond of reading books about the life and…

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The Virgin Diaries

December 4, 2011
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I watched part of a show last night on TLC called “Virgin Diaries” which supposedly tells the story of virgin adults living in our non-virgin-oriented world.  One couple had not even shared a kiss until…

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