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Another Sentiment for #OWS

October 18, 2011
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Another Sentiment for #OWS

  If my elected official is a person, why does it feel like I’m dealing Bank of America?  Why do I feel like every time I get a letter or an e-mail from my congressman…

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Sentiment for #OWS (Occupy Wall Street)

October 18, 2011
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Sentiment for #OWS (Occupy Wall Street)

  If our elected official is a person, why does it feel like I am dealing with Exxon-Mobil?  Why do I feel as I am being asked to bend over so they can apply some…

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Full Moon, No Stars

October 18, 2011
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When my wife and I moved back to Philadelphia five years ago, we bought a house in the suburbs. Even though I really miss Burbank and the whole Hollywood scene (no bumping into movie stars…

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Chinese voting?

October 17, 2011
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The erections in China are really small, most people aren’t allowed to vote.

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You Got THAT Pierced?

October 17, 2011
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My family tells me I attract weird people. In my defense, it’s not that I attract them as friends; it is more that they feel the need to tell me their life stories within the…

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Boys Night Out

October 16, 2011
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My darling girlfriend, Ginger, had gone to see her mother for the weekend leaving me alone with the dog.   So, Friday night I gave my midget buddy Roger a call and asked him if he…

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Ideological Cowboys Corralling Their Herd

October 16, 2011
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Ideological Cowboys Corralling Their Herd

It’s a terrible thing when an individual loses his or her grip on reality. But it’s much worse when the same thing happens to a whole political party, one that already has the power to…

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Random Thought 21

October 16, 2011
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I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.

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So, You Wanna Learn Football 3 : The Officials

October 16, 2011
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So, You Wanna Learn Football 3 : The Officials

On the gridiron, there is an offense, defense, special teams unit and of course, the officials. The officials, the guys dressed like zebras, are a tough breed.  Fans love them, jeer at them, throw things…

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Random Thought 20

October 15, 2011
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I want to meet a guy named Art. I’d take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.

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Random Thought 19

October 15, 2011
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I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.

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PETA Pause

October 14, 2011
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If someone joins PETA, I wonder if they can still kill two birds with one stone.

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Waiting my Life Away

October 14, 2011
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Waiting my Life Away

Here I am waiting for my daughter’s new iPhone to arrive.  You would think that the excitement surrounding this event was something akin to a new moon landing or something of that magnitude. I am…

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Halloween in the Hood

October 14, 2011
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October is well known for its beautiful autumn foliage.  It’s also known for spooky, scary Halloween activities.   We live in a small southern town where children dressed as ghosts and goblins still ring your bell…

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Random Thought 18

October 14, 2011
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I want to write a poem about “Truth,” “Honor,” “Dignity,” and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it.

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Random Thought 17

October 14, 2011
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What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He’s a loser–that’s why he’s number two.

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Random Thought 16

October 14, 2011
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I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku.

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Update on Life in the Trailer Park

October 14, 2011
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It’s been a while since I updated everyone on my life in the trailer park.  Things have been going kinda smooth lately so I thought I might share a few thought about my live-in girlfriend,…

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Thou Shalt Not Bear False Guidance…Or Matches

October 13, 2011
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The other day I was reminiscing about my high school years. At the time, I hated high school. I hated school period. I was always absent because I never felt like going. The guys in my…

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Random Thought 15

October 13, 2011
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Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go.

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Random Thought 14

October 13, 2011
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I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, mixed in with all that ink, is the next great American novel. And I’d love nothing more than to drink it.

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