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Existential Bingo

November 3, 2023February 6, 2024 Bill Spencer

Nietzsche was wrong. God isn’t dead; he’s just in assisted living. Please don’t think I’m using “assisted living” in any pejorative way. I’ve been joyfully married for 33 years, and if marriage isn’t assisted living, […]

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Having Fun is Hard…..

May 19, 2017 cathy sikorski

I have been working diligently on my new website as well as doing a wonderful amount of speaking engagements for the last three months. I am so happy with my work right now.  I think […]

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10 CommentsFictionassisted living, Caregivers, Caregiving, Depends, funny, healthcare, humor, Kentucky Derby, speaker, speeches

Honest Names For Nursing Homes

February 20, 2015April 15, 2020 Roz Warren

A senior living facility called “Symphony Square ” recently opened up in my neighborhood. It doesn’t have a symphony, and it’s not particularly square. So what’s with the name? I’m guessing that a consultant was […]

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