The strange disappearance of the beer, Thirsty Dave and the picture of the beer.

One moment I had a beer and the next moment I hadn’t a beer. The only thing that happened during those moments, was the brief appearance of Thirsty Dave, followed by the swift disappearance of […]

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So here is a Nokia phone

The procedure was followed correctly. Little Dill Y asked Little Scurvy Janet’s dad, for his daughter’s hand in marriage. Mr Scurvy Janet went into deliberation mode and deliberated. Little Dill Y paced the room in […]

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Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?

Being mediocre is not something that just happens. It’s something you strive for and with a lack of application, determination and ambition, is very much attainable. I wasn’t taught the facts of life at a […]

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First one to disconnect likes Justin Bieber

You learn from your mistakes and that’s why we always encourage Little Dill Y to talk to strangers. That way, he can tell strangers, their mistakes and they can learn from them. Everything was as […]

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That is Some Newspaper

If you’ve ever wanted to know if you’re a lazy son of a Bon Jovi fans, sweaty armpit, you should ask yourself this question: Am I a lazy son of a Bon Jovi fans, sweaty […]

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I know people laugh at me rather than respect the vibrant acting scene of the cats and the dogs and I’m fine with that

There’s a firm held belief that I’m not very good at anything. That firm held belief is firmly held by me, everybody else and Sugartastic Daddy John. I know people laugh at me rather than […]

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I’m the ruler of 12 Eastern European countries

When I was supposed to be growing up, I was always encouraged to use my imagination and that’s why I’m the ruler of 12 Eastern European countries where the so-called music of Bon Jovi is […]

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MacGyver Smile

Little Dill Y is an analytical 7-year-old with all the smarts of a 15-year-old who has 8 years to go, until he reaches his 15th birthday. He knew that Uncle Thirsty Dave was unhappy because […]

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$30 billion

Little Dill Y asked me for $30 billion. I told him, that was more than I make in a year and asked him why he wanted so much money. He told me that today was […]

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The Perfect Detergent

Generous Gina Grimshaw wasn’t always a happy woman. According to herself, her friends and her temper, she became unhappy on her wedding day but that’s only because she married her inconsiderate and uncaring husband on […]

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