So I wanted to tell you a joke but my timing and delivery sucks.

So I wanted to tell you a joke but my timing and delivery sucks. That’s why my imaginary son and dog are going to tell it:

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I can’t get no sleep.

I’m a big fan of the naturally recurring state characterised by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity and inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles or as I like to call it, sleep. Sleeping is associated […]

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It’s now been 45 weeks since I’ve been into the office.

My job involves doing stuff but sometimes you just don’t want to do stuff. It’s times like these that a little creativity comes into play:

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Anyone up for a compulsory pop quiz?

I don’t know how the conversation started but start it did. In an Episode of Friends, Jennifer Anniston playing Rachel Green wore a t-shirt with the logo of legendary, seminal 1964 punk band, MC5. There’s nothing […]

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Ask and ye shall receive

If you’re gonna ask something like this, you gotta expect an answer like this:

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A deep and meaningful thinker of things

Before losing my new phone, I got a new phone. So I looked for a pen and I found a pen and done the type of realizing that only a deep and meaningful thinker of […]

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Puns about pizza are all about the delivery.

When Thirsty Dave said he had some pizza chillin’ in the fridge, he wasn’t joking:

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