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15 Boy Scout badges for adult baby boomers

December 17, 2015 Roxanne Jones

As the saying goes, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Last week, I posted a list of Girl Scout badges that we boomer women should be awarded for our achievements as […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, boomer haiku, boomer humor, Boy Scout badges, Boy Scout badges for adult men, Roxanne Jones

15 Girl Scout badges for adults today

December 10, 2015December 10, 2015 Roxanne Jones

If you’re a baby boomer and were a Girl Scout in the fifties or sixties, you likely remember the badges we could earn based on traditional skills such as cooking, homemaking and sewing. Well, we’ve […]

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Weird medical advances for baby boomers

December 4, 2015December 4, 2015 Roxanne Jones

Many of today’s scientific advances were the stuff of fiction when we baby boomers were growing up. Now that we are grown up, medical science continues to make amazing strides like these that you might […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleboomer haiku, boomer humor, lab-grown vaginas, poop, potty mouth, Roxanne Jones, weird medical advances

Channeling Frank Costanza: Serenity now!

November 27, 2015November 27, 2015 Roxanne Jones

Remember the “Serenity Now!” Seinfeld episode? George Costanza’s father Frank, played by Jerry Stiller, was advised to say “Serenity now” every time his blood pressure threatened to rise. But instead of calmly saying the phrase, […]

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Potty talk for adults

November 19, 2015November 19, 2015 Roxanne Jones

It wasn’t what you’d think two women would talk about over lunch. But as a friend and I recently brainstormed Boomer Haiku ideas over salad and crab cakes, the topic of toilets came up—and she […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleboomer haiku, boomer humor, comfort height toilets, potty talk, Roxanne Jones, Toilet

Who cares what “they” think?

November 12, 2015November 12, 2015 Roxanne Jones

When my husband and I decided to relocate in 2000, we moved into one of those active adult communities for those “55 and better” in the southern California desert. Hubs had just reached that age, […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyleboomer haiku, boomer humor, breaking rules, gated communities, restrictive covenants, Roxanne Jones

It’s not memory loss; it’s multitasking amnesia

November 4, 2015November 4, 2015 Roxanne Jones

I saw a meme on Facebook in which a woman says, “I’ve expanded my skills. I can now forget what I’m doing while I’m actually doing it.” I can relate. How about you? Seriously—how many […]

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Luring the sandman into my bed

October 28, 2015October 28, 2015 Roxanne Jones

I used to think that insomnia was something only neurotic people had. Then came perimenopause and menopause, knocking me off the lofty perch of the well-rested and into crazy-making midlife sleeplessness. Sleep is elusive when […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleboomer haiku, boomer humor, insomnia, Roxanne Jones, sleeplessness

Just call me Señorita Fartita

October 21, 2015October 21, 2015 Roxanne Jones

Oh, the ignominies of aging. If wrinkled skin, a drooping derriere and a lady garden that’s withering on the vine aren’t enough, there’s also flatulence to contend with. I could heat the house I produce […]

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The nose knows: Politics and body odor

October 14, 2015October 14, 2015 Roxanne Jones

If you’re in search of a soul mate—and his or her political leanings matter to you—you may want to know about a recent study in the American Journal of Political Science that reveals people find […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, LifestyleBody Odor, boomer haiku, boomer humor, politics, Roxanne Jones

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