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March 13, 2020March 13, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

More than 17 million Americans suffer from friggatriskaidekaphobia though they seldom admit it, mainly because they can’t pronounce it. #Fridaythe13th

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March 9, 2020March 9, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Middle age is the “tweens” of adulthood—old enough to get an AARP discount, but too young to admit it

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March 5, 2020March 5, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I found a key in my junk drawer. I probably won’t find out what opens until I throw it away.

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March 3, 2020March 3, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Older people are wise and mature. I’m neither wise nor mature, so it stands to reason that I can’t be old either.

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February 28, 2020February 28, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Ode to an Extra Day An extra day, but I’d like to know, Why put it in a month with snow? And another thing, what’s the reason It’s always during campaign season?

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February 26, 2020February 26, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

My problem is I see better in bright light now days, but I look better in dim.

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February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Verse for that special homemade Valentine’s Card: To my companion on life’s highway, Of course I think you’re a good driver. And with some coaching, you could be a GREAT driver.

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February 12, 2020February 12, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Verse for that special homemade Valentine’s card: To My Cute Little Couch Potato, I could sit and stare at you cuddled up in front of the television all day, but one of us has to […]

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February 6, 2020February 6, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

My friend is staring at her phone. I want to say, “I’m your Facebook friend, and I’m right here,” but I’m afraid she’ll unfriend me.

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February 4, 2020February 4, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Someone very wise once said, “We have two ears and one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we eat.” No, wait. That doesn’t sound right.

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