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Wisdom for Dummies

April 21, 2020April 21, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

No matter how good you look right now, one day your kids will laugh at your picture. You might laugh too—but with less enthusiasm

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April 14, 2020April 14, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

If nothing else, COVID-19 reminds us what’s really important in life: Family, health and toilet paper.

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April 9, 2020April 9, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Is it just me, or during Zoom meetings, does everyone look like they’ve got coronavirus.

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April 7, 2020April 19, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

When someone says, “You look nice today,” I always wonder if they didn’t think I did yesterday

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April 6, 2020April 6, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

As if things aren’t bad enough, plumbing will soon start failing because, unable to buy toilet paper, we’ll all start flushing paper towels and old socks.

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March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the last few weeks, it’s that time wasn’t the only thing keeping me from cleaning my closets.

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March 27, 2020March 27, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I wonder how often window shoppers come home with windows.

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March 23, 2020March 23, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I type like I live my life: Very fast and with lots of errors.

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March 18, 2020March 18, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I don’t know what this says about me, but I was once late for a time management seminar.

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March 16, 2020March 16, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

A sturdy, flat-bottom canvas bag is only good for grocery shopping if you remember to bring it to the store.

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