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Wisdom for Dummies

December 17, 2020December 17, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Anyone who says “nothing is impossible” has never tried pouring ten-ounces of coffee into an eight-ounce cup

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Wisdom for Dummies

December 15, 2020December 15, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

You probably know you should have a spare key to your vehicle. But did you also know you should never, ever leave it IN the vehicle.

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Wisdom for Dummies

December 10, 2020December 10, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I have a recurring nightmare. I’m faint with hunger and thirst, clutching a fistful of dollar bills and lying at the foot of a vending machine that won’t accept my money because it’s wrinkled

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Wisdom for Dummies

December 8, 2020December 8, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I really gave that guy a piece of my mind…in the car… on my way home…where I make all of my wittiest rebukes and retorts.

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 31, 2020October 31, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I buy enough candy that I could give 3 or 4 pieces to every trick-or-treater who comes to my door. I don’t, but I could.

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 28, 2020October 28, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Turns out pets and vehicles make very poor landmarks.

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 26, 2020October 26, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

It’s best not to eat at all when you drive, but some foods are worse than others, and tacos might be worse than anything—except maybe spaghetti.

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 22, 2020October 22, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I guess I should have looked a little harder for the lid before I tried to use my food processor.

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 20, 2020October 20, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Use small plates when you eat. This will make you feel like you’ve eaten more—especially if you take seconds.

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 8, 2020October 8, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Exercise with a friend. That way, you can encourage each other when one of you isn’t up to it.  And when neither of you is, you can go out for ice cream.

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