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Wisdom for Dummies

September 8, 2020September 8, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Time will tell if I’m able to stop using #clichés, but I’ll give it my all and at the end of the day, I’ll call it a night and hit the hay

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Wisdom for Dummies

September 2, 2020September 2, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Why does my family put empty milk jugs back in the refrigerator? Do they think there’s a cow in there?

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 31, 2020August 31, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Not only do you spend less time shopping, cooking and washing dishes when you serve leftovers, your family spends less time eating.

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August 27, 2020August 27, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I get so many phone calls. Just today I found out I won a cruise and I’ll be arrested for tax fraud the minute I get off the ship.

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August 25, 2020August 25, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

The camera really does add ten pounds. That’s why when you have your picture taken, you should wear bigger clothes.

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August 13, 2020August 13, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

When I order oatmeal and skim milk, I always hope the waitress will mess up and give me steak and eggs, hash browns, a side of Belgian waffles, and a chocolate milk shake by mistake.

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August 11, 2020August 11, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Cake is nothing more than a way to serve frosting; like crust is a place to assemble pepperoni and mashed potatoes are a reservoir for gravy.

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August 6, 2020August 6, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Not only have cellphones made it easier for people to communicate, they’ve made it easier for me to listen in when people are communicating.

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August 4, 2020August 4, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

End clutter. If you don’t need it, don’t buy it. If it’s too late and you already have it, give it someone who doesn’t pay any heed to my advice. It should be fairly easy […]

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July 23, 2020July 23, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Always make a #grocery list. And always remember to bring it to the store.

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