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Wisdom for Dummies

July 21, 2020July 21, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

    If my desk printer were a car, I’d have to leave it parked in the garage because I couldn’t afford the gas

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Wisdom for dummies

July 16, 2020July 16, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I am not opinionated; I’m right.

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Wisdom for Dummies

July 14, 2020July 14, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I’ve always found that old saying, “the good die young,” to be a bit of a disincentive.

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Wisdom for Dummies

July 9, 2020July 9, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I have more hangers than I have clothes—partly because the drycleaner always returns my clothes on hangers and partly because hangers never stop fitting.

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Wisdom for Dummies

July 7, 2020July 7, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Your refrigerator won’t need cleaning if you use it as I do, just to keep a jug of water cold.

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Wisdom for Dummies

July 2, 2020July 2, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Maybe people with bigger mouths than mine are better able to talk with a drill, a suction, and entire hand in their mouth.

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I don’t know how you find a needle in a haystack, but I do know how you find one in a carpet. You walk around in stockinged feet for a while; that’s how

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 25, 2020June 25, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I gaze longingly at the before and after photos in the home makeover articles wishing my house looked as nice as the before shots.

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 5, 2020June 5, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I have a hard time making #decisions. At least I think I do.

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 3, 2020June 3, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Of course you know you should always make a list of what you need at the grocery store. But did you also know you should always remember to bring it with you?

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