Tag: funny
Valentines Day Checklist For Dudes
Babysitter for imaginary (or real) kids √ Realization that no matter what you do, it isn’t going to be enough √ Buy all available shoes √ Tiny invisible earphone to let you discretely listen to […]
Uncertainty v Certainty
Even now I’m not sure what the argument was about. I know there was mention of ninjas, albino trout and robotic surgical systems and I know Jill Y was massively disappointed with me over something. […]
This world is cruel.
I never wanted for anything when I was growing up so I decided that my imaginary daughter will. All she wants is a Hannah Montana with a bass guitar. Not gonna happen, sweet thing. This […]