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Wisdom for Dummies

July 14, 2021June 17, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

When I tell the waitress, “I’d like a salad,” I really mean, “I’ll ORDER the salad. What I’d LIKE is a double cheeseburger, fries and a chocolate shake.”

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 20, 2020October 20, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Use small plates when you eat. This will make you feel like you’ve eaten more—especially if you take seconds.

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Help! I’m a Fat Person Trying to Get Out!

February 26, 2016February 25, 2016 Leslie Handler
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So here I am eighty-five pounds lighter, keeping it off for close to two years now. It took me twenty years to figure out how to do this, but I have figured it out. Along the […]

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