A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”

This works for Jill Y every time.

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Puzzle? This is the least puzzling thing I’ve done all week.

I know, I know, I know. Just because I’m good at something, it doesn’t mean that everyone is.

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Self-assembly is kinda like this thing where components, either separate or linked, spontaneously form ordered aggregates

Jill Y likes cake so I went to the store and got her one.

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It is true that automated reasoning is thought to be related to artificial intelligence but it’s also related to theoretical computer science and philosophy to some extent.

There’s an algorithm somewhere that can tell you if you are in the right job. Understanding the algorithm means understanding math so it’s way above my head. Paul Paulos doesn’t understand it either but he […]

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It puts the Cheetos in the machine.

Just because I do something, doesn’t mean you should do it too. Being an enigma carries a level of responsibility that I choose to ignore and I’m wrong to ignore it. My history with Cheetos […]

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This isn’t much of a medium of exchange; a unit of accounting or a store of value.

So sick of looking in my wallet and not having as much as I thought. For more Bill Y humor go here

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Sometimes two people physically resemble each other very much.

Who here among us has seen Harry Styles and Rizzo from Grease in the same room? Nobody has – the answer is, nobody has.

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A look-alike or double of a living person, sometimes portrayed as a paranormal phenomenon and in some traditions as a harbinger of bad luck.

So that guy in the background looks just like Keanu Reeves…

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