Hey girl, whenever I’m near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

You go in there with your designer genes and woo the life out of that DNA.

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A medium sized round thing with a hole in the middle. It is usually covered in glaze of some sort and most people have eaten it at some point. Can be used as an insult but usually just confuses people…

He probably has a pretty good idea but doesn’t need to tell the truth, the hole truth and nothing but the truth.

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“Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are” – Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin.

Reaching this conclusion was fun.

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The consequences of chicken deprivation is not going to be good for me and one hell of a lot worse for you.

I’m sorry but you’re going to have to accept the inconvenience – Bill Y is hungry. I demand to see Colonel Sanders immediately.

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Knowledge of what is true or right coupled with just judgment as to action; sagacity, discernment, or insight.

Grandma’s words are wisdom beyond anyone’s years.

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Let us bask in the undeniable cuteness of this for a moment and then get back to paying those bills or hating Bon Jovi or whatever.

Some say our imaginary dog is nearly as cute as our imaginary daughter.

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Avoid interfering in a situation that is currently causing no problems but may well do so as a result of such interference aka Let Sleeping Dogs Lie.

As I always say to Jill Y when she asks me to do something.

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An open letter to Alejandro González Iñárritu – Acclaimed Director of Babel; Biutiful; Birdman and The Revenant.

Dear Alejandro González Iñárritu, Among the 19 faces below who have never won an Oscar, there’s a certain someone who never should. For the sake of anonymity, we’ll call him Will Smith. I was hoping […]

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If you were under the misguided illusion that Leo winning his Oscar would chill the internet out, I’m here to tell you that you were very much wrong.

Directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu, Leo DiCaprio on a fur trading expedition in the 1820’s, fights for survival after convincing himself that Tom Hardy will win an Oscar before he does.

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